Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra, known for his wit and wisdom, is a prolific writer, renowned satirist, children’s literature author, and poet. He has undertaken the monumental task of writing, editing, and coordinating a total of 55 books for the Telangana government at the primary school, college, and university levels. His editorial endeavors also include online editions of works by Acharya Ramchandra Shukla.

As a celebrated satirist, Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra has carved a niche for himself, with over eight million viewers, readers, and listeners tuning in to his literary musings on the demise of a teacher on the Sahitya AajTak channel. His contributions have earned him prestigious accolades such as the Telangana Hindi Academy’s Shreshtha Navyuva Rachnakaar Samman in 2021, presented by the honorable Chief Minister of Telangana, Mr. Chandrashekhar Rao. He has also been honored with the Vyangya Yatra Ravindranath Tyagi Stairway Award and the Sahitya Srijan Samman, alongside recognition from Prime Minister Narendra Modi and various other esteemed institutions.

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra’s journey is not merely one of literary accomplishments but also a testament to his unwavering dedication, creativity, and profound impact on society. His story inspires us to strive for excellence, to use our talents for the betterment of others, and to leave an indelible mark on the world. Today we present his satire A Journey through the Literary Fair…. 

☆ Witful Warmth# 33 ☆

☆ Satire ☆ Elections and Evasions: A Comedy of Unkept Promises… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

In the vibrant land of India, where every election season unfolds like a theatrical performance, the latest chapter of our grand democratic saga has begun. The air buzzes with anticipation, a peculiar mix of hope and disbelief, as citizens prepare for yet another rollercoaster ride through the amusement park of unfulfilled promises. Welcome to the spectacle of “Promises Galore,” where the main act is always the same: the politicians, draped in their finest rhetoric, dazzling the audience with dreams they have no intention of fulfilling.

The Prelude: An Invitation to Hope

As dawn breaks over the bustling streets of New Delhi, the city is adorned with colorful banners and flags, each one more ostentatious than the last. These political advertisements proclaim a glorious future, a utopia where poverty will be eradicated, roads will be paved with gold, and every citizen will have a dream home—if only they vote for the right party, of course. The citizens, gullible as ever, gather around their television sets, eyes glued to the charismatic leaders who promise them the moon while their feet remain firmly planted in the muck of reality.

 Act I: The Campaign Circus

The campaign trail kicks off with the fervor of a carnival. Politicians clad in pristine white kurta-pajamas, their faces smeared with the magic of camera filters, hop aboard their gleaming SUVs, parading through slums that they have only ever glimpsed from the safety of their tinted windows. The candidates throw out promises like confetti—better schools, better healthcare, and, of course, better governance. The crowd, armed with placards and a keen sense of irony, cheers wildly as if they truly believe these assurances. Each rally is a grand spectacle, with fireworks and music that would put any Bollywood blockbuster to shame.

Act II: The Results Extravaganza

Fast forward to the day of reckoning: election results. The moment is laden with excitement as votes are tallied and the winners emerge from their fortified bunkers, adorned in garlands of flowers and claims of a resounding victory. In a bizarre twist, the same people who only weeks ago were promised a brighter tomorrow now find themselves listening to the victors declare that they are “the voice of the people.” Meanwhile, the vanquished wear their defeat like a badge of honor, vowing to return stronger, as if the political arena is some kind of eternal wrestling match.

Act III: The Government Formation Fiasco

With the dust barely settled, the new government is hastily formed, and the ministers take their oaths, puffed up with pride and lofty ideals. Behind closed doors, however, the reality is far less noble. Deals are brokered like shady backroom trades at a market, with portfolios changing hands like candy. The cabinet resembles a ragtag ensemble cast, where loyalty often outweighs competence, and the whispers of scandal already loom over the horizon.

Act IV: The First 100 Days of Glory

In the first 100 days, the new administration is all about theatrics. Press conferences become a stage for dazzling PowerPoint presentations filled with pie charts and promises that would make even the most seasoned con artist proud. The media, ever the dutiful watchdogs, gobbles up the sound bites, conveniently ignoring the yawning chasm between policy and practice. Meanwhile, the opposition is poised, ready to pounce on any slip-up, their enthusiasm equal only to their hypocrisy.

Act V: The Descent into Mediocrity

As the months roll on, the initial euphoria morphs into a mundane routine of unfulfilled aspirations. Bureaucratic red tape ensnares every initiative, and the wheels of progress grind to a halt. Citizens watch helplessly as the promises made during the campaigns fade into distant memories, much like their hopes for a better future. The only thing that flourishes is the cycle of disappointment, and the public’s collective sigh echoes through the streets.

Epilogue: The Endless Cycle of Discontent

And so, we find ourselves back at the beginning of this grand circus, where the citizens, ever hopeful, cling to the belief that change is just around the corner. The politicians, ever the performers, play their roles to perfection, knowing that the show must go on. As the curtains close on this act, the audience—exhausted yet hopeful—continues to applaud, caught in the illusion that perhaps, just perhaps, next time will be different.

In this tragicomedy of Indian democracy, one undeniable truth remains: the more things change, the more they stay the same. The curtain falls, the lights dim, and as the applause fades, the sobering reality sets in. The dreams of a nation hang in the balance, and the laughter gives way to tears—a poignant reminder that in the great play of life, hope and disillusionment are merely two sides of the same coin

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Pravin Raghuvanshi

A masterpiece as usual…! Satire at its best…an organized one, enthralling the readers…