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😍 Spouse Flexible Time 🥰

Time, they say, is the most democratic invention of civilisation. It has been neatly divided into zones for the convenience of mankind:

Greenwich Mean Time, Eastern Standard Time, Indian Standard Time, and a few others invented by nations that dislike being late in their own way.

Each serves a noble purpose. Trains run on them, stock markets tremble by them, and governments pretend to function because of them.

As for me, I live by a more practical clock: Spouse Flexible Time (SFT).

It is the most accurate and demanding of all time zones.

I wake up when she wakes up.

I go for a morning walk when she feels the morning deserves a walk.

Breakfast arrives when Her Majesty declares the kitchen open.

Relaxation begins only after official permission has been granted.

Social visits are scheduled according to her planetary alignment.

I laugh when she finds something funny, and look solemn when she remembers an old grievance from 2009.

Television, too, is a matter of diplomacy. I watch when she is free, and what she is free to watch.

Dinner at a restaurant depends not on hunger, but on mood — a force far more powerful and considerably less predictable.

Many men chase happiness through wealth, wisdom, or wilderness retreats. I have discovered a simpler mantra: adjust, agree, and appear cheerful.

It is the shortest route to peace, the cheapest therapy, and the only insurance against domestic thunderstorms.

And now, dear friends, I must leave you. The washing machine awaits, and the utensils are staring at me with the cold authority of destiny — all by her gracious command.

Reflect upon my counsel. Follow it faithfully, and you too may enjoy a long, happy, and mostly uninterrupted life.☺️