Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’
Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra, known for his wit and wisdom, is a prolific writer, renowned satirist, children’s literature author, and poet. He has undertaken the monumental task of writing, editing, and coordinating a total of 55 books for the Telangana government at the primary school, college, and university levels. His editorial endeavors also include online editions of works by Acharya Ramchandra Shukla.
As a celebrated satirist, Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra has carved a niche for himself, with over eight million viewers, readers, and listeners tuning in to his literary musings on the demise of a teacher on the Sahitya AajTak channel. His contributions have earned him prestigious accolades such as the Telangana Hindi Academy’s Shreshtha Navyuva Rachnakaar Samman in 2021, presented by the honorable Chief Minister of Telangana, Mr. Chandrashekhar Rao. He has also been honored with the Vyangya Yatra Ravindranath Tyagi Stairway Award and the Sahitya Srijan Samman, alongside recognition from Prime Minister Narendra Modi and various other esteemed institutions.
Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra’s journey is not merely one of literary accomplishments but also a testament to his unwavering dedication, creativity, and profound impact on society. His story inspires us to strive for excellence, to use our talents for the betterment of others, and to leave an indelible mark on the world.
Some precious moments of life
- Honoured with ‘Shrestha Navayuvva Rachnakar Samman’ by former Chief Minister of Telangana Government, Shri K. Chandrasekhar Rao.
- Honoured with Oscar, Grammy, Jnanpith, Sahitya Akademi, Dadasaheb Phalke, Padma Bhushan and many other awards by the most revered Gulzar sahab (Sampurn Singh Kalra), the lighthouse of the world of literature and cinema, during the Sahitya Suman Samman held in Mumbai.
- Meeting the famous litterateur Shri Vinod Kumar Shukla Ji, honoured with Jnanpith Award.
- Got the privilege of meeting Mr. Perfectionist of Bollywood, actor Aamir Khan.
- Meeting the powerful actor Vicky Kaushal on the occasion of being honoured by Vishva Katha Rangmanch.
Today we present his Satire – The Greedy Poet’s Lok Sabha Shove.
☆ Witful Warmth# 58 ☆
☆ Satire ☆ The Greedy Poet’s Lok Sabha Shove… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆
In the sweltering corridors of Parliament House, where democracy’s drama unfolds, stood Pt. Ramdhari Singh ‘Ramvilas’—self-proclaimed litterateur extraordinaire. His belly protruded like a pot of unpublished poems, and his kurta screamed “award-winning satirist.” But Ramvilas wasn’t here for debates. No, sir. He was a greedy fox in literary sheep’s clothing, eyeing the ultimate prize: a selfie with the Lok Sabha Speaker.
The occasion? A cultural meet for artists and writers. Painters with callused hands clutched canvases that bled patriotism. Dancers balanced on tradition’s edge. And then there was Ramvilas, poet of the people—or so he claimed. “Arre bhai, society ka dard mera gehra hai!” he’d boast at chai stalls, penning verses against capitalism while scrolling Instagram for viral hits.
Spotting the Speaker—dignified, spectacled, flanked by admirers—Ramvilas’s eyes lit up like Diwali crackers. “Yeh photo! Yeh likes! Meri nayi kavita ki book bestseller!” He elbowed through the crowd. A young painter, Ravi, blocked his path unknowingly, adjusting his easel.
“Excuse me, bhaiya,” Ramvilas hissed, shoving Ravi aside. “Main sahityakar hoon! Mujhe aage jaane do!”
Ravi stumbled, paintbrush flying. “Sahityakar? Aap? Kal aapki kavita padhi thi Facebook pe: ‘Capitalism ka jaal, selfie se kya faal?’ Two lines, 500 likes!”
Ramvilas puffed up. “Bewakoof! Yeh lok sabha speaker hai! Unke saath photo matlab national award! Tu to sirf painter hai—deewar sajanewala!”
The shove rippled. A sculptor yelped as Ramvilas bulldozed forward, his saffron shawl whipping like a matador’s cape. “Hato, hato! Janvadi sahitya ki pukar suno!” Women artists muttered, “Yeh kaisa janvadi? Auraton ko dhakka de raha!”
Finally, inches from the Speaker, Ramvilas struck a pose—chin up, hand on heart. “Sir, aapki garima mera prerna srot! Ek photo, please!”
The Speaker blinked, bemused. “Beta, yeh cultural event hai, selfie circus nahi. Sahitya se desh badlo, photo se nahi.”
Ramvilas froze. The crowd snickered. Ravi yelled, “Dekho, greedy kidamba exposed!” Flashbulbs popped—not of Speaker and poet, but of the shove-happy fraud tumbling back.
That night, Ramvilas’s feed exploded—not with glory, but memes: “Sahityakar ka dhakkamukki!” His publisher called: “Book cancel. Ab hasi udayi hai sabki!”
Slumped in his Agra haveli, Ramvilas pondered. “Sahitya sach mein dard deta hai.” But by morning, he was at it again—plotting the next Speaker selfie. After all, in India’s literary circus, greed never retires. It just shoves harder.
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