Tag: #Satire

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra, widely known in the world of satire by his pen name ‘Uratipt’, expresses his emotions and thoughts with profound honesty and depth. His multifaceted talent is evident in his contributions across various literary genres. He is not only a renowned satirist but also a poet and a children’s author.

His satirical writings have earned him a special place in the literary world. His satire, ‘Shikshak Ki Mout’, went massively viral on the Sahitya Aajtak channel, garnering over a million views and reads—a monumental achievement in the history of Hindi satire. His collection of satires, ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’ (A Straw and Fifty-One Eyes), is also highly acclaimed and includes his timeless work, ‘Kitabon Ki Antim Yatra’ (The Last Journey of Books). Other celebrated collections include ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’ (One Sheath, Many Swords), ‘Gapodi Adda’ (The Gossiper’s Den), and ‘Sab Rang Mein Mere Rang’ (My Colors in Every Hue). His satirical novel, ‘Idhar-Udhar Ke Beech Mein’ (In Between Here and There), is a unique and groundbreaking work focused on the third world.

His significant contributions to literature have been widely recognized. He was honored with the Best Young Creator Award, 2021 by the Telangana Hindi Academy and the Government of Telangana, an award presented by Chief Minister K. Chandrasekhar Rao. The Rajasthan Children’s Literature Academy also honored him for his children’s book, ‘Nanhon Ka Srijan Aasmaan’ (The Creative Sky of Little Ones). Additionally, he has received the Vyanga Yatra Ravindranath Tyagi Sopaan Samman and the Sahitya Srijan Samman from Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

Dr. Uratript has also played a pivotal role in writing, editing, and coordinating a total of 55 books for the Government of Telangana for primary school, college, and university levels. His work is included in university textbooks in Bihar, Chhattisgarh, and Telangana, where his satirical creations are part of the curriculum. This recognition underscores that young readers can identify and appreciate quality and impactful writing.

Key Accolades and Works

• Viral Satire: ‘Teacher’s Death’ (over 1 million views)
• Satire Collections: ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’, ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’, ‘Gapodi Adda’
• Unique Satirical Novel: ‘Idhar-Udar Ke Beech Mein’
• Awards: Shreshtha Navyuva Samman (Telangana), Sahitya Srijan Samman (PM Modi), and more.
• Educational Contribution: Authored and edited 55 books for the Telangana government.

Some precious moments of life

1. Honoured with ‘Shrestha Navayuvva Rachnakar Samman’ by former Chief Minister of Telangana Government, Shri K. Chandrasekhar Rao.
2. Honoured with Oscar, Grammy, Jnanpith, Sahitya Akademi, Dadasaheb Phalke, Padma Bhushan and many other awards by the most revered Gulzar sahab (Sampurn Singh Kalra), the lighthouse of the world of literature and cinema, during the Sahitya Suman Samman held in Mumbai.
3. Meeting the famous litterateur Shri Vinod Kumar Shukla Ji, honoured with Jnanpith Award.
4. Got the privilege of meeting Mr. Perfectionist of Bollywood, actor Aamir Khan.
5. Meeting the powerful actor Vicky Kaushal on the occasion of being honoured by Vishva Katha Rangmanch.

Today we present his satire The Perfect Resume.  

☆ Witful Warmth# 112  ☆

☆ Satire ☆ The Perfect Resume… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

In the fierce jungle of corporate recruitment, Rahul’s resume was a masterpiece of creative writing. It didn’t just highlight his skills; it elevated standard everyday tasks into grand geopolitical achievements.

If Rahul forwarded an email, his resume stated: “Strategically facilitated cross-departmental communication channels.” If he ordered office stationery, it read: “Managed high-stakes asset procurement and supply-chain logistics.”

His ultimate test came when he was called for an interview at Titan Dynamics, a firm known for grilling candidates until they broke down into tears.

Rahul sat across from Ms. Sen, the senior Vice President, whose eyes could cut through steel. She flipped through his three-page resume with an expression of intense skepticism.

“Rahul,” Ms. Sen began, her tone sharper than a razor blade. “It says here that during your previous tenure, you ‘spearheaded a crisis-mitigation operation that saved the organization from absolute operational collapse.’ That sounds fascinating. Care to explain the exact technical methodology?”

Rahul felt a drop of cold sweat trickle down his spine. The ‘operational collapse’ he had referenced in his resume was actually the day the office water cooler broke during peak summer, and he had successfully located a spare jug in the basement.

He knew that telling the truth meant immediate rejection. But backing down wasn’t an option.

Rahul cleared his throat, sat up straight, and looked straight into her eyes with theatrical gravity. “Ms. Sen, certain operational crises involve sensitive internal dynamics. Revealing the specific hardware involved would breach the confidential trust of my former employers. All I can say is that when human resources were draining rapidly and temperature levels reached a critical threshold, I personally retrieved the vital fluid containment vessel and restored team equilibrium.”

Ms. Sen stared at him in dead silence for ten long seconds. The clock on the wall ticked ominously. Rahul prepared himself to be escorted out by security.

Suddenly, Ms. Sen leaned back in her chair and broke into a wide smile. “Brilliant! Simply brilliant!”

Rahul blinked. “Pardon, ma’am?”

“Rahul,” she said, leaning forward. “Ninety percent of our corporate job involves explaining simple, mundane problems to our overseas clients using overly complicated terms so they feel they are getting their money’s worth. Your ability to turn a simple task into a top-secret heroic saga is precisely what our client-relations division needs!”

She handed him the offer letter right then and there.

As Rahul walked out of the glass building with his dream offer in hand, the entire waiting room of nervous applicants erupted into applause, completely unaware that the key to corporate success was simply learning how to describe a water jug like a nuclear reactor.

****

© Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Contact : Mo. +91 73 8657 8657, Email : drskm786@gmail.com

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra, widely known in the world of satire by his pen name ‘Uratipt’, expresses his emotions and thoughts with profound honesty and depth. His multifaceted talent is evident in his contributions across various literary genres. He is not only a renowned satirist but also a poet and a children’s author.

His satirical writings have earned him a special place in the literary world. His satire, ‘Shikshak Ki Mout’, went massively viral on the Sahitya Aajtak channel, garnering over a million views and reads—a monumental achievement in the history of Hindi satire. His collection of satires, ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’ (A Straw and Fifty-One Eyes), is also highly acclaimed and includes his timeless work, ‘Kitabon Ki Antim Yatra’ (The Last Journey of Books). Other celebrated collections include ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’ (One Sheath, Many Swords), ‘Gapodi Adda’ (The Gossiper’s Den), and ‘Sab Rang Mein Mere Rang’ (My Colors in Every Hue). His satirical novel, ‘Idhar-Udhar Ke Beech Mein’ (In Between Here and There), is a unique and groundbreaking work focused on the third world.

His significant contributions to literature have been widely recognized. He was honored with the Best Young Creator Award, 2021 by the Telangana Hindi Academy and the Government of Telangana, an award presented by Chief Minister K. Chandrasekhar Rao. The Rajasthan Children’s Literature Academy also honored him for his children’s book, ‘Nanhon Ka Srijan Aasmaan’ (The Creative Sky of Little Ones). Additionally, he has received the Vyanga Yatra Ravindranath Tyagi Sopaan Samman and the Sahitya Srijan Samman from Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

Dr. Uratript has also played a pivotal role in writing, editing, and coordinating a total of 55 books for the Government of Telangana for primary school, college, and university levels. His work is included in university textbooks in Bihar, Chhattisgarh, and Telangana, where his satirical creations are part of the curriculum. This recognition underscores that young readers can identify and appreciate quality and impactful writing.

Key Accolades and Works

• Viral Satire: ‘Teacher’s Death’ (over 1 million views)
• Satire Collections: ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’, ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’, ‘Gapodi Adda’
• Unique Satirical Novel: ‘Idhar-Udar Ke Beech Mein’
• Awards: Shreshtha Navyuva Samman (Telangana), Sahitya Srijan Samman (PM Modi), and more.
• Educational Contribution: Authored and edited 55 books for the Telangana government.

Some precious moments of life

1. Honoured with ‘Shrestha Navayuvva Rachnakar Samman’ by former Chief Minister of Telangana Government, Shri K. Chandrasekhar Rao.
2. Honoured with Oscar, Grammy, Jnanpith, Sahitya Akademi, Dadasaheb Phalke, Padma Bhushan and many other awards by the most revered Gulzar sahab (Sampurn Singh Kalra), the lighthouse of the world of literature and cinema, during the Sahitya Suman Samman held in Mumbai.
3. Meeting the famous litterateur Shri Vinod Kumar Shukla Ji, honoured with Jnanpith Award.
4. Got the privilege of meeting Mr. Perfectionist of Bollywood, actor Aamir Khan.
5. Meeting the powerful actor Vicky Kaushal on the occasion of being honoured by Vishva Katha Rangmanch.

Today we present his satire The Silent Wi-Fi Master.  

☆ Witful Warmth# 111 ☆

☆ Satire ☆ The Silent Wi-Fi Master… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

In the quiet suburb of Green Meadows, Mr. Kapoor was considered a neighborhood legend, not for his past career as an accountant, but for possessing the most powerful, unhackable Wi-Fi connection in the entire locality. His router signal was so strong that people three houses away could stream movies without a single second of buffering.

The catch? Mr. Kapoor refused to share the password with anyone. He guarded it like a state secret, believing that providing free internet to neighbors would corrupt their moral discipline and make them lazy.

This created a covert operation among the local teenagers, led by young Aryan. For months, Aryan tried every trick in the book: guessing basic combinations like ‘Kapoor123’, dropping fake delivery boxes with phishing notes, and even offering to clean Mr. Kapoor’s garden for free while trying to peek at the back of the router. Nothing worked. The network remained locked behind an impenetrable fortress of military-grade encryption.

Then came the night of the big final match of the World Cup. Just ten minutes before kickoff, a massive storm hit the neighborhood, knocking out the local cable TV network. Chaos erupted. Desperate neighbors gathered near Mr. Kapoor’s front gate, peering through the window. Mr. Kapoor’s house was lit up, and his smart TV was seamlessly streaming the pre-match analysis in glorious high definition.

Aryan decided to execute his final, desperate gambit. He walked up to the front door, knocked politely, and handed Mr. Kapoor a freshly baked hot box of homemade garlic bread made by his mother.

“Mr. Kapoor,” Aryan said with pure, innocent reverence. “We know you won’t give us the password, and we respect your principles. But could you at least do us the honor of letting my elderly grandfather sit on your porch? He has watched every World Cup final since 1975, and his heart will break if he misses this one.”

Mr. Kapoor’s stern face softened. He looked at the frail old man waiting by the gate, sighed deeply, and opened the door wide. “Bring him in. In fact, all of you can stand near the doorway. But no phones! Watch the TV!”

The entire neighborhood crowd squeezed into the living room, cheering quietly as the match unfolded. It was a nail-biting finish. In the final minute, as the winning goal was scored, the entire room erupted into wild cheers. People hugged each other, laughing and celebrating.

During the excitement, Aryan’s grandfather leaned closer to Mr. Kapoor, tapped him on the shoulder, and whispered with a warm smile, “Thank you, Kapoor. By the way, your password ‘GarlicBread1975’ is very creative.”

Mr. Kapoor froze. He looked at Aryan, who was quietly holding his phone under his jacket, displaying a full-bar Wi-Fi icon.

Aryan smiled sheepishly and said, “Sir, you only softened when I mentioned garlic bread and the year 1975. It was a logical deduction.”

Mr. Kapoor looked at the boy, then at the happy crowd still celebrating in his living room. He cracked a rare, genuine smile, raised his tea cup, and said, “Well played, Aryan. But tomorrow, it changes to ‘ColdSamosa2026’.”

The entire room burst into loud cheers and applause, honoring the neighbourhood’s ultimate tech showdown.

****

© Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Contact : Mo. +91 73 8657 8657, Email : drskm786@gmail.com

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra, widely known in the world of satire by his pen name ‘Uratipt’, expresses his emotions and thoughts with profound honesty and depth. His multifaceted talent is evident in his contributions across various literary genres. He is not only a renowned satirist but also a poet and a children’s author.

His satirical writings have earned him a special place in the literary world. His satire, ‘Shikshak Ki Mout’, went massively viral on the Sahitya Aajtak channel, garnering over a million views and reads—a monumental achievement in the history of Hindi satire. His collection of satires, ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’ (A Straw and Fifty-One Eyes), is also highly acclaimed and includes his timeless work, ‘Kitabon Ki Antim Yatra’ (The Last Journey of Books). Other celebrated collections include ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’ (One Sheath, Many Swords), ‘Gapodi Adda’ (The Gossiper’s Den), and ‘Sab Rang Mein Mere Rang’ (My Colors in Every Hue). His satirical novel, ‘Idhar-Udhar Ke Beech Mein’ (In Between Here and There), is a unique and groundbreaking work focused on the third world.

His significant contributions to literature have been widely recognized. He was honored with the Best Young Creator Award, 2021 by the Telangana Hindi Academy and the Government of Telangana, an award presented by Chief Minister K. Chandrasekhar Rao. The Rajasthan Children’s Literature Academy also honored him for his children’s book, ‘Nanhon Ka Srijan Aasmaan’ (The Creative Sky of Little Ones). Additionally, he has received the Vyanga Yatra Ravindranath Tyagi Sopaan Samman and the Sahitya Srijan Samman from Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

Dr. Uratript has also played a pivotal role in writing, editing, and coordinating a total of 55 books for the Government of Telangana for primary school, college, and university levels. His work is included in university textbooks in Bihar, Chhattisgarh, and Telangana, where his satirical creations are part of the curriculum. This recognition underscores that young readers can identify and appreciate quality and impactful writing.

Key Accolades and Works

• Viral Satire: ‘Teacher’s Death’ (over 1 million views)
• Satire Collections: ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’, ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’, ‘Gapodi Adda’
• Unique Satirical Novel: ‘Idhar-Udar Ke Beech Mein’
• Awards: Shreshtha Navyuva Samman (Telangana), Sahitya Srijan Samman (PM Modi), and more.
• Educational Contribution: Authored and edited 55 books for the Telangana government.

Some precious moments of life

1. Honoured with ‘Shrestha Navayuvva Rachnakar Samman’ by former Chief Minister of Telangana Government, Shri K. Chandrasekhar Rao.
2. Honoured with Oscar, Grammy, Jnanpith, Sahitya Akademi, Dadasaheb Phalke, Padma Bhushan and many other awards by the most revered Gulzar sahab (Sampurn Singh Kalra), the lighthouse of the world of literature and cinema, during the Sahitya Suman Samman held in Mumbai.
3. Meeting the famous litterateur Shri Vinod Kumar Shukla Ji, honoured with Jnanpith Award.
4. Got the privilege of meeting Mr. Perfectionist of Bollywood, actor Aamir Khan.
5. Meeting the powerful actor Vicky Kaushal on the occasion of being honoured by Vishva Katha Rangmanch.

Today we present his satire The Coffee Machine Protocol.  

☆ Witful Warmth# 110 ☆

☆ Satire ☆ The Coffee Machine Protocol… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

At the tech startup InnovateX, the employee hierarchy was not determined by job titles, salary packages, or the size of one’s cubicle. It was strictly determined by who knew how to operate the imported, hyper-complex Italian espresso machine in the cafeteria.

The machine looked like a mini spaceship, complete with steam wands, pressure gauges, and sixteen confusing buttons labeled in Italian. Most employees settled for the basic instantly-brewed powdered coffee, which tasted like melted cardboard. Only the CTO, Mr. Alex, had mastered the secret art of brewing the perfect espresso.

Enter Kabir, a newly joined junior developer whose dedication to caffeine was bordering on a spiritual quest. Kabir made it his life’s mission to crack the coffee machine protocol. For three weeks, he secretly observed Mr. Alex from behind a pillar, taking detailed notes on the exact sequence of button presses, milk frothing angles, and coffee bean compression.

On a rainy Thursday afternoon, the cafeteria was empty except for Kabir. He stepped up to the massive stainless-steel machine. His fingers hovered over the buttons like a pianist preparing for a symphony. He pressed the red lever, turned the steam valve exactly forty-five degrees, and pushed the mysterious button marked ‘Espresso Supremo’.

The machine hissed, roared like a sleepy dragon, and suddenly began pouring a rich, dark liquid with a velvety golden froth. Kabir’s eyes widened in pure triumph. He had done it. He held the golden cup of victory in his hands.

Just as he took his first sip, the cafeteria door burst open. In walked the CEO, accompanied by three high-profile venture capitalists who were considering investing ten million dollars in the startup.

The CEO looked flustered. “Ah, gentlemen! Let me treat you to our famous artisanal coffee before the pitch.” He turned to Kabir with an anxious expression. “Kabir, right? Is Mr. Alex around? None of us know how to use this monster.”

Kabir calmly took another sip, adjusted his glasses, and said, “Mr. Alex is in a meeting, sir. But I can handle this.”

With supreme confidence, Kabir operated the machine like a master barista, preparing four perfect cappuccinos in under five minutes. He served them on a tray with a subtle, professional smile. The investors took a sip, and their faces lit up with absolute delight.

“Remarkable!” the lead investor exclaimed. “If your company pays this much attention to detail in its coffee, your code must be flawless. Where do we sign?”

The deal was finalized that very afternoon. During the celebration party, the CEO raised his glass and announced, “We are promoting Kabir to Lead Systems Architect today!”

When Kabir looked confused, the CEO whispered in his ear, “We don’t care about your coding, Kabir, but we cannot afford to lose the only person who keeps our investors caffeinated.”

The entire office broke into roaring laughter and applause, raising their coffee cups to the new master of the Italian spaceship.

****

© Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Contact : Mo. +91 73 8657 8657, Email : drskm786@gmail.com

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra, widely known in the world of satire by his pen name ‘Uratipt’, expresses his emotions and thoughts with profound honesty and depth. His multifaceted talent is evident in his contributions across various literary genres. He is not only a renowned satirist but also a poet and a children’s author.

His satirical writings have earned him a special place in the literary world. His satire, ‘Shikshak Ki Mout’, went massively viral on the Sahitya Aajtak channel, garnering over a million views and reads—a monumental achievement in the history of Hindi satire. His collection of satires, ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’ (A Straw and Fifty-One Eyes), is also highly acclaimed and includes his timeless work, ‘Kitabon Ki Antim Yatra’ (The Last Journey of Books). Other celebrated collections include ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’ (One Sheath, Many Swords), ‘Gapodi Adda’ (The Gossiper’s Den), and ‘Sab Rang Mein Mere Rang’ (My Colors in Every Hue). His satirical novel, ‘Idhar-Udhar Ke Beech Mein’ (In Between Here and There), is a unique and groundbreaking work focused on the third world.

His significant contributions to literature have been widely recognized. He was honored with the Best Young Creator Award, 2021 by the Telangana Hindi Academy and the Government of Telangana, an award presented by Chief Minister K. Chandrasekhar Rao. The Rajasthan Children’s Literature Academy also honored him for his children’s book, ‘Nanhon Ka Srijan Aasmaan’ (The Creative Sky of Little Ones). Additionally, he has received the Vyanga Yatra Ravindranath Tyagi Sopaan Samman and the Sahitya Srijan Samman from Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

Dr. Uratript has also played a pivotal role in writing, editing, and coordinating a total of 55 books for the Government of Telangana for primary school, college, and university levels. His work is included in university textbooks in Bihar, Chhattisgarh, and Telangana, where his satirical creations are part of the curriculum. This recognition underscores that young readers can identify and appreciate quality and impactful writing.

Key Accolades and Works

• Viral Satire: ‘Teacher’s Death’ (over 1 million views)
• Satire Collections: ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’, ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’, ‘Gapodi Adda’
• Unique Satirical Novel: ‘Idhar-Udar Ke Beech Mein’
• Awards: Shreshtha Navyuva Samman (Telangana), Sahitya Srijan Samman (PM Modi), and more.
• Educational Contribution: Authored and edited 55 books for the Telangana government.

Some precious moments of life

1. Honoured with ‘Shrestha Navayuvva Rachnakar Samman’ by former Chief Minister of Telangana Government, Shri K. Chandrasekhar Rao.
2. Honoured with Oscar, Grammy, Jnanpith, Sahitya Akademi, Dadasaheb Phalke, Padma Bhushan and many other awards by the most revered Gulzar sahab (Sampurn Singh Kalra), the lighthouse of the world of literature and cinema, during the Sahitya Suman Samman held in Mumbai.
3. Meeting the famous litterateur Shri Vinod Kumar Shukla Ji, honoured with Jnanpith Award.
4. Got the privilege of meeting Mr. Perfectionist of Bollywood, actor Aamir Khan.
5. Meeting the powerful actor Vicky Kaushal on the occasion of being honoured by Vishva Katha Rangmanch.

Today we present his satire The Out-of-Office Secret.  

☆ Witful Warmth# 109 ☆

☆ Satire ☆ The Out-of-Office Secret… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

In the fast-paced ecosystem of TechCorp, setting an ‘Out of Office’ email responder is considered an art form. It is the ultimate display of corporate dominance, a subtle way of telling your colleagues, “I am sipping coconut water on a beach while you are drowning in spreadsheet cells.”

Siddharth, the lead product manager, was facing the biggest crisis of his career. A critical software glitch had surfaced just hours before the global client presentation. The entire board was panicking, and the CEO was pacing in the corridor like a caged lion. The only person who held the master access code to fix the glitch was the senior systems architect, Kabir.

The problem? Kabir had gone on an unannounced leave that very morning.

Siddharth frantically sent five urgent emails to Kabir with red exclamation marks. Within three seconds, an automated reply bounced back into his inbox: “I am currently away from my desk celebrating personal enlightenment. I will have no access to phone, internet, or human conversation until next Monday. For emergencies, please pray.”

The CEO was furious. “Find him!” he barked. “Track his location, call his family, check his social media!”

Siddharth spent the next three hours turning into a private detective. He checked Kabir’s Instagram—no posts. He called his apartment manager—no response. The clock was ticking toward 4:00 PM, the exact time of the client call. Failure meant losing a five-million-dollar contract.

Desperate, Siddharth walked down to the building’s basement cafeteria to grab a final cup of black coffee and accept his inevitable resignation. As he sat in the darkest corner of the canteen, he heard a familiar crunching sound from the supply closet near the kitchen.

Siddharth crept closer and pushed open the door. Sitting on an overturned plastic crate, comfortably eating a hot samosa with tomato ketchup, was Kabir.

Siddharth gasped. “Kabir?! You set an Out-of-Office mail saying you were seeking spiritual enlightenment in the mountains!”

Kabir calmly chewed his samosa, adjusted his glasses, and looked Siddharth in the eye. “Siddharth, being stuck in this supply closet with two samosas is the closest a corporate employee can get to spiritual enlightenment. If I stayed at my desk, you would have made me fix three other non-urgent bugs before touching the main pitch.”

Kabir casually pulled out his laptop from a cardboard box, typed three lines of code in twenty seconds, and pushed the fix to the server. The entire system restored instantly.

When the presentation went flawless at 4:00 PM, the CEO announced a special bonus for Kabir’s brilliant automation skills. The team erupted into spontaneous applause, while Siddharth stood there realizing that true mastery isn’t just solving a problem, but hiding in a supply closet until the exact right moment to look like a savior.

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© Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Contact : Mo. +91 73 8657 8657, Email : drskm786@gmail.com

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra, widely known in the world of satire by his pen name ‘Uratipt’, expresses his emotions and thoughts with profound honesty and depth. His multifaceted talent is evident in his contributions across various literary genres. He is not only a renowned satirist but also a poet and a children’s author.

His satirical writings have earned him a special place in the literary world. His satire, ‘Shikshak Ki Mout’, went massively viral on the Sahitya Aajtak channel, garnering over a million views and reads—a monumental achievement in the history of Hindi satire. His collection of satires, ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’ (A Straw and Fifty-One Eyes), is also highly acclaimed and includes his timeless work, ‘Kitabon Ki Antim Yatra’ (The Last Journey of Books). Other celebrated collections include ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’ (One Sheath, Many Swords), ‘Gapodi Adda’ (The Gossiper’s Den), and ‘Sab Rang Mein Mere Rang’ (My Colors in Every Hue). His satirical novel, ‘Idhar-Udhar Ke Beech Mein’ (In Between Here and There), is a unique and groundbreaking work focused on the third world.

His significant contributions to literature have been widely recognized. He was honored with the Best Young Creator Award, 2021 by the Telangana Hindi Academy and the Government of Telangana, an award presented by Chief Minister K. Chandrasekhar Rao. The Rajasthan Children’s Literature Academy also honored him for his children’s book, ‘Nanhon Ka Srijan Aasmaan’ (The Creative Sky of Little Ones). Additionally, he has received the Vyanga Yatra Ravindranath Tyagi Sopaan Samman and the Sahitya Srijan Samman from Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

Dr. Uratript has also played a pivotal role in writing, editing, and coordinating a total of 55 books for the Government of Telangana for primary school, college, and university levels. His work is included in university textbooks in Bihar, Chhattisgarh, and Telangana, where his satirical creations are part of the curriculum. This recognition underscores that young readers can identify and appreciate quality and impactful writing.

Key Accolades and Works

• Viral Satire: ‘Teacher’s Death’ (over 1 million views)
• Satire Collections: ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’, ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’, ‘Gapodi Adda’
• Unique Satirical Novel: ‘Idhar-Udar Ke Beech Mein’
• Awards: Shreshtha Navyuva Samman (Telangana), Sahitya Srijan Samman (PM Modi), and more.
• Educational Contribution: Authored and edited 55 books for the Telangana government.

Some precious moments of life

1. Honoured with ‘Shrestha Navayuvva Rachnakar Samman’ by former Chief Minister of Telangana Government, Shri K. Chandrasekhar Rao.
2. Honoured with Oscar, Grammy, Jnanpith, Sahitya Akademi, Dadasaheb Phalke, Padma Bhushan and many other awards by the most revered Gulzar sahab (Sampurn Singh Kalra), the lighthouse of the world of literature and cinema, during the Sahitya Suman Samman held in Mumbai.
3. Meeting the famous litterateur Shri Vinod Kumar Shukla Ji, honoured with Jnanpith Award.
4. Got the privilege of meeting Mr. Perfectionist of Bollywood, actor Aamir Khan.
5. Meeting the powerful actor Vicky Kaushal on the occasion of being honoured by Vishva Katha Rangmanch.

Today we present his satire The Presidential Samosa.  

☆ Witful Warmth# 108 ☆

☆ Satire ☆ The Presidential Samosa… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

The Shanti Nagar Welfare Association election was no less thrilling than a national election. This time, the contest was between two stalwarts: the long-standing president, Mr. Cooper, and the neighborhood’s newly rich builder, Mr. Bhalla. Mr. Cooper’s stake was pinned on his longstanding reputation and honesty, while Mr. Bhalla’s main weapon was the lavish ‘Royal Samosa and Jalebi Party’ hosted on the eve of the election.

A debate had been organized in the society auditorium. The entire hall was divided into two factions. On one side was an army of senior citizens chanting slogans in support of Mr. Cooper, while on the other side was a group of youngsters enamored with Mr. Bhalla’s promises of free Wi-Fi and a modern gym.

The debate reached its peak. Mr. Bhalla took the microphone and declared in a booming voice, “Brothers and sisters, if I am elected president, I will install Italian marble in the society park, and the swimming pool water will be replaced every single week!”

The crowd applauded enthusiastically. Then came Mr. Cooper’s turn. He adjusted his old spectacles and spoke in a calm, soft voice, “Italian marble and swimming pools are fine, but the lock on our main gate has been broken for the last six months, and the security guard hasn’t been paid his salary for two months. Let us address these basic problems first.”

The atmosphere suddenly turned solemn. Just then, Mr. Bhalla’s supporters began distributing packets of samosas at the back of the auditorium. The aroma of piping hot samosas wafted through the air, and everyone’s attention shifted from the speeches to the food plates. It seemed as though Mr. Bhalla’s samosa was about to overpower Mr. Cooper’s honesty.

The voting process began. Everyone slipped their paper ballot into the box. Mr. Cooper sat quietly in a corner, sipping his tea, bracing himself for an inevitable defeat. At seven in the evening, the counting of votes commenced.

When the final results were announced, even the chief guest on stage gasped in utter disbelief. Mr. Cooper had secured a staggering ninety percent of the votes, while Mr. Bhalla received a paltry ten. A shocked Mr. Bhalla leapt up and shouted, “This is unfair! When everyone ate my samosas, how on earth did you all vote for Mr. Cooper?”

Just then, Mr. Gupta, the oldest resident of the society, walked up to the stage, took the microphone, and said, “Mr. Bhalla, thank you for the delicious samosas and jalebis! But it has been a long-standing tradition in Shanti Nagar that we feast on the food of wealthy candidates, but cast our votes for the honest man who would stand at the gate at two in the morning to fix the broken lock.”

The entire auditorium erupted into roaring laughter and thunderous applause. Accepting his defeat gracefully, Mr. Bhalla embraced Mr. Cooper and said, “Mr. President, next time, the chutney will be free from my side as well!”

****

© Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Contact : Mo. +91 73 8657 8657, Email : drskm786@gmail.com

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra, widely known in the world of satire by his pen name ‘Uratipt’, expresses his emotions and thoughts with profound honesty and depth. His multifaceted talent is evident in his contributions across various literary genres. He is not only a renowned satirist but also a poet and a children’s author.

His satirical writings have earned him a special place in the literary world. His satire, ‘Shikshak Ki Mout’, went massively viral on the Sahitya Aajtak channel, garnering over a million views and reads—a monumental achievement in the history of Hindi satire. His collection of satires, ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’ (A Straw and Fifty-One Eyes), is also highly acclaimed and includes his timeless work, ‘Kitabon Ki Antim Yatra’ (The Last Journey of Books). Other celebrated collections include ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’ (One Sheath, Many Swords), ‘Gapodi Adda’ (The Gossiper’s Den), and ‘Sab Rang Mein Mere Rang’ (My Colors in Every Hue). His satirical novel, ‘Idhar-Udhar Ke Beech Mein’ (In Between Here and There), is a unique and groundbreaking work focused on the third world.

His significant contributions to literature have been widely recognized. He was honored with the Best Young Creator Award, 2021 by the Telangana Hindi Academy and the Government of Telangana, an award presented by Chief Minister K. Chandrasekhar Rao. The Rajasthan Children’s Literature Academy also honored him for his children’s book, ‘Nanhon Ka Srijan Aasmaan’ (The Creative Sky of Little Ones). Additionally, he has received the Vyanga Yatra Ravindranath Tyagi Sopaan Samman and the Sahitya Srijan Samman from Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

Dr. Uratript has also played a pivotal role in writing, editing, and coordinating a total of 55 books for the Government of Telangana for primary school, college, and university levels. His work is included in university textbooks in Bihar, Chhattisgarh, and Telangana, where his satirical creations are part of the curriculum. This recognition underscores that young readers can identify and appreciate quality and impactful writing.

Key Accolades and Works

• Viral Satire: ‘Teacher’s Death’ (over 1 million views)
• Satire Collections: ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’, ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’, ‘Gapodi Adda’
• Unique Satirical Novel: ‘Idhar-Udar Ke Beech Mein’
• Awards: Shreshtha Navyuva Samman (Telangana), Sahitya Srijan Samman (PM Modi), and more.
• Educational Contribution: Authored and edited 55 books for the Telangana government.

Some precious moments of life

1. Honoured with ‘Shrestha Navayuvva Rachnakar Samman’ by former Chief Minister of Telangana Government, Shri K. Chandrasekhar Rao.
2. Honoured with Oscar, Grammy, Jnanpith, Sahitya Akademi, Dadasaheb Phalke, Padma Bhushan and many other awards by the most revered Gulzar sahab (Sampurn Singh Kalra), the lighthouse of the world of literature and cinema, during the Sahitya Suman Samman held in Mumbai.
3. Meeting the famous litterateur Shri Vinod Kumar Shukla Ji, honoured with Jnanpith Award.
4. Got the privilege of meeting Mr. Perfectionist of Bollywood, actor Aamir Khan.
5. Meeting the powerful actor Vicky Kaushal on the occasion of being honoured by Vishva Katha Rangmanch.

Today we present his satire The Mysterious Desk in Cubicle 4B.  

☆ Witful Warmth# 107 ☆

☆ Satire ☆ The Mysterious Desk in Cubicle 4B… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆ 

In the labyrinthine headquarters of Apex Logics, Cubicle 4B was a place of legend. Positioned right beside the executive washroom and under a leaky air conditioner vent, it was officially the worst desk in the building. Yet, for three consecutive years, whoever sat in Cubicle 4B managed to get promoted straight into executive management.

When the news broke that the seat was finally vacant again, an unannounced cold war erupted across the department. Rohan, an ambitious mid-level analyst, decided he would stop at nothing to secure the legendary desk. He bargained with the admin team, brought homemade pastries for the facilities manager, and eventually convinced everyone that his back issue required the exact ergonomic angle provided only by Cubicle 4B.

On his first Monday at the new desk, Rohan sat down with the pride of a king ascending a throne. But within hours, the dark realities of 4B hit him. The air conditioner dripped steady droplets onto his notebook, the door of the washroom creaked incessantly, and a strange, persistent low hum reverberated from the drywall behind him.

Determined to unlock the secret of the desk, Rohan began investigating. He noticed that every ten minutes, top directors, regional managers, and even the Vice President would walk past his desk to use the facilities. Each time they passed, Rohan sat up straight, pulled up complex data dashboards, and offered a perfectly timed, respectful greeting.

By week three, Rohan was exhausted. The dripping water had ruined two keyboards, and the constant foot traffic made concentrating nearly impossible. He began to suspect that the legendary reputation of 4B was an elaborate hoax designed by HR to punish overly ambitious employees.

Then came the quarterly performance review. Managing Director Mr. Kapoor called Rohan into the main boardroom. The room was packed with senior executives. Mr. Kapoor stood up, placed a hand on Rohan’s shoulder, and announced to the entire room that Rohan was being promoted to Operations Director with immediate effect.

Rohan was stunned. “Sir, I am honored, but may I ask what specific strategy of mine impressed the board so much?”

Mr. Kapoor smiled warmly and leaned in closer. “Rohan, every time any of us walked past your desk during the day, you were always staring intensely at high-level financial metrics while everyone else was watching cricket clips. We didn’t realize you sat next to the washroom by choice; we just assumed you were the most dedicated employee in the whole division because you never left your seat!”

The entire executive board stood up and burst into thunderous applause. Rohan smiled, realizing that the secret to corporate success wasn’t hard work or luck, but simply sitting in the path of executive foot traffic.

****

© Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Contact : Mo. +91 73 8657 8657, Email : drskm786@gmail.com

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra, widely known in the world of satire by his pen name ‘Uratipt’, expresses his emotions and thoughts with profound honesty and depth. His multifaceted talent is evident in his contributions across various literary genres. He is not only a renowned satirist but also a poet and a children’s author.

His satirical writings have earned him a special place in the literary world. His satire, ‘Shikshak Ki Mout’, went massively viral on the Sahitya Aajtak channel, garnering over a million views and reads—a monumental achievement in the history of Hindi satire. His collection of satires, ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’ (A Straw and Fifty-One Eyes), is also highly acclaimed and includes his timeless work, ‘Kitabon Ki Antim Yatra’ (The Last Journey of Books). Other celebrated collections include ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’ (One Sheath, Many Swords), ‘Gapodi Adda’ (The Gossiper’s Den), and ‘Sab Rang Mein Mere Rang’ (My Colors in Every Hue). His satirical novel, ‘Idhar-Udhar Ke Beech Mein’ (In Between Here and There), is a unique and groundbreaking work focused on the third world.

His significant contributions to literature have been widely recognized. He was honored with the Best Young Creator Award, 2021 by the Telangana Hindi Academy and the Government of Telangana, an award presented by Chief Minister K. Chandrasekhar Rao. The Rajasthan Children’s Literature Academy also honored him for his children’s book, ‘Nanhon Ka Srijan Aasmaan’ (The Creative Sky of Little Ones). Additionally, he has received the Vyanga Yatra Ravindranath Tyagi Sopaan Samman and the Sahitya Srijan Samman from Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

Dr. Uratript has also played a pivotal role in writing, editing, and coordinating a total of 55 books for the Government of Telangana for primary school, college, and university levels. His work is included in university textbooks in Bihar, Chhattisgarh, and Telangana, where his satirical creations are part of the curriculum. This recognition underscores that young readers can identify and appreciate quality and impactful writing.

Key Accolades and Works

• Viral Satire: ‘Teacher’s Death’ (over 1 million views)
• Satire Collections: ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’, ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’, ‘Gapodi Adda’
• Unique Satirical Novel: ‘Idhar-Udar Ke Beech Mein’
• Awards: Shreshtha Navyuva Samman (Telangana), Sahitya Srijan Samman (PM Modi), and more.
• Educational Contribution: Authored and edited 55 books for the Telangana government.

Some precious moments of life

1. Honoured with ‘Shrestha Navayuvva Rachnakar Samman’ by former Chief Minister of Telangana Government, Shri K. Chandrasekhar Rao.
2. Honoured with Oscar, Grammy, Jnanpith, Sahitya Akademi, Dadasaheb Phalke, Padma Bhushan and many other awards by the most revered Gulzar sahab (Sampurn Singh Kalra), the lighthouse of the world of literature and cinema, during the Sahitya Suman Samman held in Mumbai.
3. Meeting the famous litterateur Shri Vinod Kumar Shukla Ji, honoured with Jnanpith Award.
4. Got the privilege of meeting Mr. Perfectionist of Bollywood, actor Aamir Khan.
5. Meeting the powerful actor Vicky Kaushal on the occasion of being honoured by Vishva Katha Rangmanch.

Today we present his satire The Weight of the Invitation Card.  

☆ Witful Warmth# 106 ☆

☆ Satire ☆ The Weight of the Invitation Card… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

Dubey Ji believed that the world was divided into two types of people: those who attend weddings simply to eat, and those who measure the size of the paneer cubes after eating to estimate the total wedding budget. Dubey Ji was the undisputed king of the second category. For him, every wedding invitation that arrived in the neighborhood wasn’t just a polite gesture—it was a financial challenge.

This time, a surprisingly heavy red and gold envelope landed in his hands. It was the invitation card for the wedding of the son of Seth Dhaniram, the wealthiest merchant in the locality. The envelope was so heavy that Dubey Ji weighed it in his palm and turned to his wife, “Listen, this card weighs at least half a kilo. There must be a box of cashews or dry fruits hidden inside!”

His wife took a sip of her tea and replied coolly, “Don’t get your hopes too high. Nowadays, people put on a grand show on the outside, but inside, it’s just a single sheet of paper.”

However, Dubey Ji’s heart refused to accept that. He began breaking the golden seal on the envelope with the meticulous precision of an archaeologist opening an ancient treasure chest. As the envelope opened, a gorgeous box wrapped in silk cloth slid out. Dubey Ji’s eyes lit up. He lifted the lid of the box, only to find a large slab of carved stone resting inside, with the wedding date and invitation message engraved upon it in shimmering gold letters.

Dubey Ji’s jaw dropped. “A stone? A stone instead of a paper card?” he almost yelled.

For the next three days, the stone invitation was the talk of the entire neighborhood. Some called it Seth Ji’s royal grandeur, while others dubbed it a absurd waste of money. But Dubey Ji’s ego was deeply bruised. He was caught in a massive moral dilemma: how much money should he put in the shagun envelope in return for a stone? Giving fifty rupees would be an insult to the stone, but giving five hundred would be an absolute massacre of his monthly budget.

On the night of the wedding, Dubey Ji arrived all dressed up. He walked straight to the gift counter where Seth Ji himself was greeting the guests. With great dramatic flair, Dubey Ji pulled out his shagun envelope and handed it to Seth Ji.

Seth Ji took the envelope, but feeling its limp lightness, he smiled knowingly and quipped, “Dubey Ji, our card was heavy, but your envelope feels light enough to float away in the breeze!”

Dubey Ji paused for a moment, twirled his mustache proudly, and replied, “Seth Ji, the stone you sent was not merely a card; it was a profound lesson for neighbors like us. By carving the date on stone, you reminded us that relationships are set in stone. That is why this envelope contains no cash, but rather the No Objection Certificate (NOC) in your name for that ancestral plot of land over which we’ve been fighting a court case for three years. From today, that land is yours!”

Tears welled up in Seth Ji’s eyes. He pulled Dubey Ji into a warm embrace. All the guests and relatives present broke into loud, appreciative applause at this extraordinary wedding gift. Dubey Ji smiled, picked up a plate, and headed straight for the most expensive food counter, thinking to himself that this deal was far cheaper than paying endless court fees!

****

© Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Contact : Mo. +91 73 8657 8657, Email : drskm786@gmail.com

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra, widely known in the world of satire by his pen name ‘Uratipt’, expresses his emotions and thoughts with profound honesty and depth. His multifaceted talent is evident in his contributions across various literary genres. He is not only a renowned satirist but also a poet and a children’s author.

His satirical writings have earned him a special place in the literary world. His satire, ‘Shikshak Ki Mout’, went massively viral on the Sahitya Aajtak channel, garnering over a million views and reads—a monumental achievement in the history of Hindi satire. His collection of satires, ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’ (A Straw and Fifty-One Eyes), is also highly acclaimed and includes his timeless work, ‘Kitabon Ki Antim Yatra’ (The Last Journey of Books). Other celebrated collections include ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’ (One Sheath, Many Swords), ‘Gapodi Adda’ (The Gossiper’s Den), and ‘Sab Rang Mein Mere Rang’ (My Colors in Every Hue). His satirical novel, ‘Idhar-Udhar Ke Beech Mein’ (In Between Here and There), is a unique and groundbreaking work focused on the third world.

His significant contributions to literature have been widely recognized. He was honored with the Best Young Creator Award, 2021 by the Telangana Hindi Academy and the Government of Telangana, an award presented by Chief Minister K. Chandrasekhar Rao. The Rajasthan Children’s Literature Academy also honored him for his children’s book, ‘Nanhon Ka Srijan Aasmaan’ (The Creative Sky of Little Ones). Additionally, he has received the Vyanga Yatra Ravindranath Tyagi Sopaan Samman and the Sahitya Srijan Samman from Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

Dr. Uratript has also played a pivotal role in writing, editing, and coordinating a total of 55 books for the Government of Telangana for primary school, college, and university levels. His work is included in university textbooks in Bihar, Chhattisgarh, and Telangana, where his satirical creations are part of the curriculum. This recognition underscores that young readers can identify and appreciate quality and impactful writing.

Key Accolades and Works

• Viral Satire: ‘Teacher’s Death’ (over 1 million views)
• Satire Collections: ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’, ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’, ‘Gapodi Adda’
• Unique Satirical Novel: ‘Idhar-Udar Ke Beech Mein’
• Awards: Shreshtha Navyuva Samman (Telangana), Sahitya Srijan Samman (PM Modi), and more.
• Educational Contribution: Authored and edited 55 books for the Telangana government.

Some precious moments of life

1. Honoured with ‘Shrestha Navayuvva Rachnakar Samman’ by former Chief Minister of Telangana Government, Shri K. Chandrasekhar Rao.
2. Honoured with Oscar, Grammy, Jnanpith, Sahitya Akademi, Dadasaheb Phalke, Padma Bhushan and many other awards by the most revered Gulzar sahab (Sampurn Singh Kalra), the lighthouse of the world of literature and cinema, during the Sahitya Suman Samman held in Mumbai.
3. Meeting the famous litterateur Shri Vinod Kumar Shukla Ji, honoured with Jnanpith Award.
4. Got the privilege of meeting Mr. Perfectionist of Bollywood, actor Aamir Khan.
5. Meeting the powerful actor Vicky Kaushal on the occasion of being honoured by Vishva Katha Rangmanch.

Today we present his satire The Appraisal Secret.  

☆ Witful Warmth# 105 ☆

☆ Satire ☆ The Appraisal Secret… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

In the quiet universe of MindTree Consultancy, the annual performance appraisal was less of a corporate review and more of a high-stakes psychological drama. Employees walked into Room 404 looking like confident gladiators and emerged twenty minutes later looking like damp umbrellas left out in a monsoon downpour.

Rohan had played his cards with mathematical precision all year. He was the first to enter the office, the last to leave, and the only one who voluntarily brought homemade samosas for the manager, Mr. Deshmukh, every single Wednesday. His colleague, Nitin, on the other hand, was the king of subtle procrastination. Nitin spent half his day staring thoughtfully at empty Excel sheets and the other half giving eloquent speeches about work-life balance near the coffee machine.

When final appraisal day arrived, Rohan was supremely confident. He had calculated his key performance indicators down to the third decimal point. As he sat across from Mr. Deshmukh, the manager adjusted his glasses and looked at Rohan with profound, almost theatrical melancholy.

“Rohan,” Mr. Deshmukh sighed, tapping his pen against a thick paper folder. “Your technical output is unmatched. You work like a machine. But in today’s corporate world, being a machine isn’t enough. You lack… spiritual visibility.”

Rohan’s jaw dropped. “Spiritual visibility, sir? I worked sixty hours a week!”

“Yes,” Mr. Deshmukh nodded slowly. “Look at Nitin. Whenever upper management walks down the floor, Nitin is always standing near the whiteboard, marker in hand, looking deeply stressed and intensely reflective. That projects leadership! You, on the other hand, are always silently typing away at your desk. People think you’re just playing Solitaire.”

Rohan felt a knot tighten in his stomach. The top-tier rating and the elusive thirty percent hike felt like a dream vanishing into thin air. Mr. Deshmukh opened the folder, signed the bottom page with a flourish, and handed the letter to Rohan. “I have made my final decision. Read it outside.”

Rohan walked out with heavy steps, his heart sinking into his shoes. Nitin smirked from the coffee machine, waving his coffee cup like a victorious trophy. With trembling hands, Rohan opened the envelope in the elevator, preparing himself for disappointment.

To his utter astonishment, the letter confirmed the highest performance rating possible, accompanied by a staggering forty percent raise and a promotion to Team Lead. Attached was a small yellow sticky note in Mr. Deshmukh’s handwriting:

“Rohan, management buys performance, not whiteboard drama. I gave Nitin a five percent raise so he has plenty of free time to keep looking deeply reflective near the coffee machine. Congratulations, Team Lead.”

Rohan let out a loud laugh as the elevator doors clicked open, and the entire floor erupted into spontaneous applause for their new boss.

****

© Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Contact : Mo. +91 73 8657 8657, Email : drskm786@gmail.com

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra, widely known in the world of satire by his pen name ‘Uratipt’, expresses his emotions and thoughts with profound honesty and depth. His multifaceted talent is evident in his contributions across various literary genres. He is not only a renowned satirist but also a poet and a children’s author.

His satirical writings have earned him a special place in the literary world. His satire, ‘Shikshak Ki Mout’, went massively viral on the Sahitya Aajtak channel, garnering over a million views and reads—a monumental achievement in the history of Hindi satire. His collection of satires, ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’ (A Straw and Fifty-One Eyes), is also highly acclaimed and includes his timeless work, ‘Kitabon Ki Antim Yatra’ (The Last Journey of Books). Other celebrated collections include ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’ (One Sheath, Many Swords), ‘Gapodi Adda’ (The Gossiper’s Den), and ‘Sab Rang Mein Mere Rang’ (My Colors in Every Hue). His satirical novel, ‘Idhar-Udhar Ke Beech Mein’ (In Between Here and There), is a unique and groundbreaking work focused on the third world.

His significant contributions to literature have been widely recognized. He was honored with the Best Young Creator Award, 2021 by the Telangana Hindi Academy and the Government of Telangana, an award presented by Chief Minister K. Chandrasekhar Rao. The Rajasthan Children’s Literature Academy also honored him for his children’s book, ‘Nanhon Ka Srijan Aasmaan’ (The Creative Sky of Little Ones). Additionally, he has received the Vyanga Yatra Ravindranath Tyagi Sopaan Samman and the Sahitya Srijan Samman from Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

Dr. Uratript has also played a pivotal role in writing, editing, and coordinating a total of 55 books for the Government of Telangana for primary school, college, and university levels. His work is included in university textbooks in Bihar, Chhattisgarh, and Telangana, where his satirical creations are part of the curriculum. This recognition underscores that young readers can identify and appreciate quality and impactful writing.

Key Accolades and Works

• Viral Satire: ‘Teacher’s Death’ (over 1 million views)
• Satire Collections: ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’, ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’, ‘Gapodi Adda’
• Unique Satirical Novel: ‘Idhar-Udar Ke Beech Mein’
• Awards: Shreshtha Navyuva Samman (Telangana), Sahitya Srijan Samman (PM Modi), and more.
• Educational Contribution: Authored and edited 55 books for the Telangana government.

Some precious moments of life

1. Honoured with ‘Shrestha Navayuvva Rachnakar Samman’ by former Chief Minister of Telangana Government, Shri K. Chandrasekhar Rao.
2. Honoured with Oscar, Grammy, Jnanpith, Sahitya Akademi, Dadasaheb Phalke, Padma Bhushan and many other awards by the most revered Gulzar sahab (Sampurn Singh Kalra), the lighthouse of the world of literature and cinema, during the Sahitya Suman Samman held in Mumbai.
3. Meeting the famous litterateur Shri Vinod Kumar Shukla Ji, honoured with Jnanpith Award.
4. Got the privilege of meeting Mr. Perfectionist of Bollywood, actor Aamir Khan.
5. Meeting the powerful actor Vicky Kaushal on the occasion of being honoured by Vishva Katha Rangmanch.

Today we present his satire The Sealed Envelope in Room 302.  

☆ Witful Warmth# 104 ☆

☆ Satire ☆ The Sealed Envelope in Room 302… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

In the quiet corridors of Apex Solutions, Room 302 was strictly reserved for bad news. When the HR department summoned Vikram at 4:50 PM on a gloomy Friday, his heart performed an unpleasant double-flip. In the corporate ecosystem, a Friday evening summons is equivalent to receiving an eviction notice from your own peace of mind.

Vikram walked in, adjusting a tie that suddenly felt two sizes too tight. Sitting across the long mahogany table was Mr. Kapoor, the HR head, whose expression was as cold and unreadable as an unhandled computer error code. On the center of the table lay a single, thick yellow envelope with Vikram’s name typed in bold black letters.

“Sit down, Vikram,” Mr. Kapoor said softly. “You know our company is restructuring. Some files need to be closed permanently.”

Vikram swallowed hard. His mind raced through his life choices: the unpaid home loan, the car EMI due next week, and his wife’s dream of buying a smart TV. He stared at the yellow envelope. Inside it lay either his severance package or his ticket to absolute ruin.

“Is there no other way, sir?” Vikram asked, his voice shaking like a leaf in an unexpected autumn storm. “I’ve given five years to this place. I worked late on weekends. I even laughed at all your bad jokes during tea breaks!”

Mr. Kapoor slowly pushed the envelope across the polished table. “Open it. Whatever is inside takes effect immediately. No arguments.”

Vikram’s fingers trembled as he touched the edge of the paper. The entire room seemed to hold its breath. The wall clock ticked with heavy, dramatic thuds. He slid his thumb under the flap, closed his eyes, and pulled out a single sheet of paper.

He opened his eyes slowly. The letter did not contain a layoff notice. Instead, it was an immediate promotion letter designating him as the new Senior Project Manager, complete with a forty percent salary hike.

Vikram froze. Relief washed over him like warm sunlight on a freezing winter morning, but confusion quickly followed. “Sir… if this is a promotion, why the secretive summons? Why the terrifying speech about closing files?”

Mr. Kapoor sighed deeply, leaned back in his chair, and finally cracked a small, weary smile. “Because, Vikram, if I called you in with a happy face, everyone outside would realize I’m giving out appraisals this quarter. This was the only way to hand you your promotion without fifteen other people storming into my office demanding a raise today.”

The entire HR team hiding behind the glass partition burst into laughter and applause. Vikram burst into a nervous chuckle, realizing that in corporate life, pure horror and pure joy often share the exact same yellow envelope.

****

© Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Contact : Mo. +91 73 8657 8657, Email : drskm786@gmail.com

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra, widely known in the world of satire by his pen name ‘Uratipt’, expresses his emotions and thoughts with profound honesty and depth. His multifaceted talent is evident in his contributions across various literary genres. He is not only a renowned satirist but also a poet and a children’s author.

His satirical writings have earned him a special place in the literary world. His satire, ‘Shikshak Ki Mout’, went massively viral on the Sahitya Aajtak channel, garnering over a million views and reads—a monumental achievement in the history of Hindi satire. His collection of satires, ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’ (A Straw and Fifty-One Eyes), is also highly acclaimed and includes his timeless work, ‘Kitabon Ki Antim Yatra’ (The Last Journey of Books). Other celebrated collections include ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’ (One Sheath, Many Swords), ‘Gapodi Adda’ (The Gossiper’s Den), and ‘Sab Rang Mein Mere Rang’ (My Colors in Every Hue). His satirical novel, ‘Idhar-Udhar Ke Beech Mein’ (In Between Here and There), is a unique and groundbreaking work focused on the third world.

His significant contributions to literature have been widely recognized. He was honored with the Best Young Creator Award, 2021 by the Telangana Hindi Academy and the Government of Telangana, an award presented by Chief Minister K. Chandrasekhar Rao. The Rajasthan Children’s Literature Academy also honored him for his children’s book, ‘Nanhon Ka Srijan Aasmaan’ (The Creative Sky of Little Ones). Additionally, he has received the Vyanga Yatra Ravindranath Tyagi Sopaan Samman and the Sahitya Srijan Samman from Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

Dr. Uratript has also played a pivotal role in writing, editing, and coordinating a total of 55 books for the Government of Telangana for primary school, college, and university levels. His work is included in university textbooks in Bihar, Chhattisgarh, and Telangana, where his satirical creations are part of the curriculum. This recognition underscores that young readers can identify and appreciate quality and impactful writing.

Key Accolades and Works

• Viral Satire: ‘Teacher’s Death’ (over 1 million views)
• Satire Collections: ‘Ek Tinka Ikyavan Aankhen’, ‘Mayaan Ek, Talwar Anek’, ‘Gapodi Adda’
• Unique Satirical Novel: ‘Idhar-Udar Ke Beech Mein’
• Awards: Shreshtha Navyuva Samman (Telangana), Sahitya Srijan Samman (PM Modi), and more.
• Educational Contribution: Authored and edited 55 books for the Telangana government.

Some precious moments of life

1. Honoured with ‘Shrestha Navayuvva Rachnakar Samman’ by former Chief Minister of Telangana Government, Shri K. Chandrasekhar Rao.
2. Honoured with Oscar, Grammy, Jnanpith, Sahitya Akademi, Dadasaheb Phalke, Padma Bhushan and many other awards by the most revered Gulzar sahab (Sampurn Singh Kalra), the lighthouse of the world of literature and cinema, during the Sahitya Suman Samman held in Mumbai.
3. Meeting the famous litterateur Shri Vinod Kumar Shukla Ji, honoured with Jnanpith Award.
4. Got the privilege of meeting Mr. Perfectionist of Bollywood, actor Aamir Khan.
5. Meeting the powerful actor Vicky Kaushal on the occasion of being honoured by Vishva Katha Rangmanch.

Today we present his satire Tea Leaves and the Government File.  

☆ Witful Warmth# 103 ☆

☆ Satire ☆ Tea Leaves and the Government File… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

On Mr. Gupta’s office desk, a file had been sleeping for the past three months like someone pulling a pillow over their head on a Sunday morning after the alarm goes off. The file was titled ‘Public Interest Litigation 402’. Mr. Gupta was extremely fond of tea. For him, tea was not just a beverage, but the most sacred tool for procrastination. Whenever a file came before him, he would lift his clay cup of tea (kulhad), take a deep breath, and say, “The matter is serious; it needs a little more brewing.”

Everyone in the office thought Mr. Gupta was a very honest and diligent officer who examined the finest details of every document. But the reality was that Mr. Gupta had never found the key to unlock that file—the main page hidden inside it was missing. If this secret ever got out, it would spoil the comfortable routine of his job. So, every day, he would write a new note on the file and slide it into the deepest corner of the cabinet.

One day, out of nowhere, came a summons from the Big Boss. The Boss’s anger was like boiled tea made without ginger—it ruined your mood the moment it went down your throat. The Boss slammed his fist on the table and said, “Gupta, the decision on Public Interest Litigation 402 must be on my desk by 4:00 PM today. The Minister himself is keeping an eye on this.”

The ground slipped out from under Mr. Gupta’s feet. Drops of sweat began to glisten on his forehead like dew on leaves after rain. The file was opened, but the missing page was still missing. It was already three in the afternoon. The hands of the office clock were racing against Mr. Gupta’s heartbeat. He immediately called out to his peon, Ramdeen, “Ramdeen, make a strong cup of tea. Today it’s a matter of life and death!”

Ramdeen brought a fresh kulhad of tea. Mr. Gupta picked up the cup with trembling hands. As soon as he took the first sip, he noticed a small piece of paper stuck to the bottom of the clay cup. It was the very missing page—months ago, Ramdeen had pulled it out from the file to use as a coaster for the tea cup on the table.

Mr. Gupta breathed a sigh of relief, completed the file, and placed it on the Boss’s desk. The Boss looked at the file, smiled, and said, “I hand it to you, Gupta Ji! No truth can hide from your discerning eye.”

The entire office broke into applause. Mr. Gupta smiled, took the final sip of his tea, and thought to himself that in this country, files don’t move forward through hard work, but through tea leaves found at just the right time.

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© Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

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