English Literature – Weekly Column ☆ Witful Warmth # 63 – The Felicitation Ceremony of Sixty-Year-Old Mischief… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra, known for his wit and wisdom, is a prolific writer, renowned satirist, children’s literature author, and poet. He has undertaken the monumental task of writing, editing, and coordinating a total of 55 books for the Telangana government at the primary school, college, and university levels. His editorial endeavors also include online editions of works by Acharya Ramchandra Shukla.

As a celebrated satirist, Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra has carved a niche for himself, with over eight million viewers, readers, and listeners tuning in to his literary musings on the demise of a teacher on the Sahitya AajTak channel. His contributions have earned him prestigious accolades such as the Telangana Hindi Academy’s Shreshtha Navyuva Rachnakaar Samman in 2021, presented by the honorable Chief Minister of Telangana, Mr. Chandrashekhar Rao. He has also been honored with the Vyangya Yatra Ravindranath Tyagi Stairway Award and the Sahitya Srijan Samman, alongside recognition from Prime Minister Narendra Modi and various other esteemed institutions.

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra’s journey is not merely one of literary accomplishments but also a testament to his unwavering dedication, creativity, and profound impact on society. His story inspires us to strive for excellence, to use our talents for the betterment of others, and to leave an indelible mark on the world.

Some precious moments of life

  1. Honoured with ‘Shrestha Navayuvva Rachnakar Samman’ by former Chief Minister of Telangana Government, Shri K. Chandrasekhar Rao.
  2. Honoured with Oscar, Grammy, Jnanpith, Sahitya Akademi, Dadasaheb Phalke, Padma Bhushan and many other awards by the most revered Gulzar sahab (Sampurn Singh Kalra), the lighthouse of the world of literature and cinema, during the Sahitya Suman Samman held in Mumbai.
  3. Meeting the famous litterateur Shri Vinod Kumar Shukla Ji, honoured with Jnanpith Award.
  4. Got the privilege of meeting Mr. Perfectionist of Bollywood, actor Aamir Khan.
  5. Meeting the powerful actor Vicky Kaushal on the occasion of being honoured by Vishva Katha Rangmanch.

Today we present his satire The Felicitation Ceremony of Sixty-Year-Old Mischief 

☆ Witful Warmth# 63 ☆

☆ Satire ☆ The Felicitation Ceremony of Sixty-Year-Old Mischief… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

From dusty villages to the capital itself, there was a buzz: the Sahitya Akademi was about to host a “historic” program. The declared theme—“The Transitional Phase of Hindi Satire.” But the real spice lay elsewhere: the welcome speech was to be delivered by none other than the Secretary himself, whose mischief had turned a glorious sixty this year. Now you may ask—how can mischief ever grow old? Dear sir, in this land everything is cause for celebration. Some pour ghee in temples, some blow out candles on birthdays, and some—having made people’s lives hell for a good sixty years—get their mischief felicitated. The Akademi was all set to print invitations saying—“Diamond Jubilee of the Secretary’s Mischief.” But then they feared a cart of rotten tomatoes might decorate the hall’s entrance, so they softened it to the safer title of “Transitional Phase.”

On the day of the grand function, the hall looked like a theatre of absurdity. Outside, giant hoardings screamed—“Welcome the Transitional Phase!” Inside, a velvet-red table gleamed with flowers arranged into the number “60.” The Secretary waddled in, belly leading the way, and collapsed into the chair like a crowned king of Mischief on the day of coronation. On the wall, Parsai’s portrait hung, his eyes seemingly whispering, “Look at this—the offspring of my satire adorning with garlands the very man throttling its neck!” The litterateurs seated in the audience muffled their laughter, but not because the joke was funny—because they feared shoes might really start flying. The anchor on the mic boomed, “Today, present among us is a personality of great experience, our venerable Secretary!” I bit my tongue. Oh, to shout aloud—“Experience in what? Theft? Hypocrisy? Or simply decades of mischief?”

When the Secretary rose to speak, even the tube-lights on stage flickered nervously. Behind those thick glasses, his eyes glistened with the polished shamelessness of a thief declaring, “I’m here to dispense justice.” He began, “Friends, satire is going through a difficult transitional phase. We must preserve it.” The hall burst into applause. Just imagine: the man whose antics stick to every street corner like unpaid electricity bills, now sermonizing about saving satire! This is the real infection—when scoundrels start preaching piety. Each word from his mouth felt tugged by some invisible hand of falsehood, and the audience swallowed it whole as if it were divine truth.

The real comedy, however, was the row of writers nodding on stage. One bobbed his head mechanically—as though agreeing was a childhood habit. Another bowed so incessantly it felt like he was attending a villain’s wedding, willy-nilly playing the role of a dancing guest. One writer whispered over his teacup, “Friend, sharing the stage is mere compulsion.” Another muttered, “We’re here for literature, not the man.” It sounded as though they’d equated man with a sewer and literature with the Ganges, and happily stirred both into the same pot. This “transition” was not illness of language—it was a cold in the very soul. Satire, strong as steel in Parsai’s hands, was now wrapped and suffocated in the coffin of silence, while the Secretary sat beaming—his sixty years of mischief officially academic.

The richest satire, though, festered outside in the crowd. People came armed with baskets of rotten eggs, dead tomatoes, and ancient slippers. “This is the true way to welcome him,” someone chuckled. Another whispered, “Wait and watch—the speech will soon be decorated with red eggs.” But the guards were vigilant, standing stiff as if they were democracy’s gatekeepers, confiscating shoes like contraband and tossing them into a lockup. Inside, the Secretary smoothed out the creases in his pristine white kurta, while outside, democracy’s voice was stripped barefoot. Such is the state of satire today: when shoes on your feet are blessed for temple darshan, but the moment the same shoes arc majestically toward a rogue’s forehead, the hall calls it an outrage. The air inside smelled like rotten potatoes hidden under roses.

The Secretary’s speech dragged on and on. Louder even than his words was his laughter—that laughter bought with contractors’ cash, that laughter that salts the wounds of the wronged, that laughter awarded for six decades of perfected deceit. The writers sat listening as though the laughter itself were a bitter medicine they were compelled to swallow. Behind their frozen faces lurked fear. They knew too well—oppose him, and the foreword to their next book will be penned by someone else entirely. Better keep the pen locked in the pocket. Satire was no longer literature; it had withered into the stench of this hall. Each of his sentences crackled like an electric shock—writers clapped, not out of agreement, but as living insulators protecting themselves from electrocution.

If one calls this a “transition,” then this it is: the court silent, the stage dumb, the victim abandoned. Her cries clung mute to the peeling walls like forgotten posters. Each clap in the hall dropped another tear from her eyes. In those tears drowned pages of literature, while floating upon them was the mocking silhouette of his laughter. Shoes waited outside for justice, but inside, satire was lynched. This was no academic ceremony—it was satire’s funeral procession. Only difference—here the mourners showered not flowers but empty words, and the corpse was the pen itself, once sharpened by Parsai, now rusted into a party spoon tucked in the Secretary’s pocket.

When the event concluded, the writers eagerly posed for photographs. The Secretary smiled, flowers rained, and shoes languished in their lock-up prison, denied their rightful protest. Off to the side stood a woman, silent. Swollen eyes, cracked lips, broken heart—she was the one branded guilty. Her tears alone scripted the real text of this ceremony. On stage claps thundered, but within her chest roared endless screams. It was in that scream that satire’s final word was etched: “The Secretary’s mischief may have completed sixty years, but justice remains an orphan.” And as we exited the hall, it seemed Parsai himself whispered from the walls—“Satire is dead, my friends. Not even shoes were granted to perform its last rites.” The echo of that slap still lingered in the air

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English Literature – Weekly Column ☆ Witful Warmth # 62 – The Demise of a Merit-Less Soul… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra, known for his wit and wisdom, is a prolific writer, renowned satirist, children’s literature author, and poet. He has undertaken the monumental task of writing, editing, and coordinating a total of 55 books for the Telangana government at the primary school, college, and university levels. His editorial endeavors also include online editions of works by Acharya Ramchandra Shukla.

As a celebrated satirist, Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra has carved a niche for himself, with over eight million viewers, readers, and listeners tuning in to his literary musings on the demise of a teacher on the Sahitya AajTak channel. His contributions have earned him prestigious accolades such as the Telangana Hindi Academy’s Shreshtha Navyuva Rachnakaar Samman in 2021, presented by the honorable Chief Minister of Telangana, Mr. Chandrashekhar Rao. He has also been honored with the Vyangya Yatra Ravindranath Tyagi Stairway Award and the Sahitya Srijan Samman, alongside recognition from Prime Minister Narendra Modi and various other esteemed institutions.

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra’s journey is not merely one of literary accomplishments but also a testament to his unwavering dedication, creativity, and profound impact on society. His story inspires us to strive for excellence, to use our talents for the betterment of others, and to leave an indelible mark on the world.

Some precious moments of life

  1. Honoured with ‘Shrestha Navayuvva Rachnakar Samman’ by former Chief Minister of Telangana Government, Shri K. Chandrasekhar Rao.
  2. Honoured with Oscar, Grammy, Jnanpith, Sahitya Akademi, Dadasaheb Phalke, Padma Bhushan and many other awards by the most revered Gulzar sahab (Sampurn Singh Kalra), the lighthouse of the world of literature and cinema, during the Sahitya Suman Samman held in Mumbai.
  3. Meeting the famous litterateur Shri Vinod Kumar Shukla Ji, honoured with Jnanpith Award.
  4. Got the privilege of meeting Mr. Perfectionist of Bollywood, actor Aamir Khan.
  5. Meeting the powerful actor Vicky Kaushal on the occasion of being honoured by Vishva Katha Rangmanch.

Today we present his satire The Demise of a Merit-Less Soul 

☆ Witful Warmth# 62 ☆

☆ Satire ☆ The Demise of a Merit-Less Soul… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

The news arrived not as a tragedy, but as a statistical anomaly. It was a Tuesday morning when the principal’s office received the official report on the demise of Student Number 16, a fact conveyed in a tone befitting a clerical error. The student, it was noted, had simply ceased to be. His final moments were not of despair, but of a quiet, meticulous calculation of failure. His mind, having processed the impossibility of achieving a 99.8% average, had logically concluded that a successful life was no longer a viable option. It was a pragmatic decision, devoid of melodrama or romanticism. The school, in its infinite wisdom, immediately formed an Ad Hoc Committee for the Management of Unforeseen Demises. The committee’s primary task was not to mourn or to understand, but to ensure that the student’s failure did not tarnish the school’s pristine record. The chairman, a man with a mind as sharp and as cold as a freshly honed pencil, instructed the clerk to remove the student’s file from the “Exemplary” category and place it directly into the “Statistical Anomaly” box. The whole affair was handled with the same cold efficiency as a bank processing a loan rejection.

The student’s parents, upon hearing the news, did not shed a single tear. Tears, they reasoned, were a useless expenditure of valuable bodily fluids. Their initial reaction was a financial one. “All that money,” the father lamented, “spent on coaching classes, on tutors for mathematics and physics, on the late-night snacks to fuel his futile efforts. It’s a complete loss of investment. The ROI is zero, perhaps even negative.” The mother, ever the pragmatist, immediately called the tuition center to demand a refund. “My son’s demise,” she explained to the bewildered receptionist, “is a clear indication of your teaching’s ineffectiveness. The guarantee was for success, not for a permanent withdrawal from the rat race.” They held a small, formal gathering where relatives offered condolences not on the loss of life, but on the loss of a future doctor or engineer. “Such a pity,” an aunt sighed, “all that potential, all those perfectly good notebooks, now wasted.” The entire conversation revolved around the monetary value of a life that had, in their eyes, become an economic liability.

The neighbors, who had previously praised the student as a diligent boy with a promising future, now spoke of him in hushed, judgmental tones. He was no longer a symbol of hope but a cautionary tale, a social scarecrow erected to frighten their own children into submission. “You see what happens,” a father whispered to his son, his voice thick with implied threat, “when you don’t score well? The pressure becomes too much. It’s better to just study hard now and avoid such an outcome.” The story of Student Number 16 was added to the national curriculum of parental warnings, alongside anecdotes of children who had run away from home for daring to express an interest in art or music. His demise, in a strange, bureaucratic twist of fate, had finally given his life a purpose: to serve as a negative example. He was now more useful to society as a statistic of failure than he ever was as a living, breathing human being. His existence, a brief and frantic sprint toward a finish line he could never reach, had culminated in a final, impactful act of non-existence that served the very system that had consumed him.

The local government, ever eager to be seen as proactive, swiftly announced the formation of the “Bureaucracy of Student Well-being and Protocol for Terminal Academic Exhaustion.” The new department was a shining example of officialdom at its finest: an elaborate building, a dedicated staff, and a mountain of paperwork. The first order of business was to draft a 500-page report on the incident, a document that would contain not a single word about the human cost. The report would instead focus on procedural failures, such as the student’s failure to submit a “Pre-Demise Intention Form” and the school’s neglect in providing a “Certified Stress Mitigation Counselor” with a valid license to counsel. The report’s conclusion was not to recommend a change in the education system, but to suggest a new, mandatory module on “Emotional Resilience and the Proper Filing of Grievances” for all students. The student’s demise was thus transformed from a tragedy into a job-creation scheme, an administrative triumph of form over substance.

The media, sensing a juicy story, descended like vultures on the school. A television news anchor, his face a perfect mask of manufactured concern, delivered a dramatic monologue. “Today,” he declared, “we mourn the loss of a young life, a victim of our cutthroat education system.” The segment then seamlessly cut to a commercial break for a new, “stress-free” online tutoring service. The debate on the news channels was not about the pressures on students, but about whether the student’s demise was a political conspiracy or a case of poor parenting. Experts with impressive-sounding degrees were brought in to pontificate on the psychology of failure, while the student’s actual humanity was completely lost in the noise. His life story was edited, polished, and packaged for maximum viewership, stripped of all its complexity and emotional truth. He was no longer a person who had suffered, but a media product to be consumed and discussed for a week before the next sensational story replaced him. The public, for its part, absorbed the drama and moved on, their collective conscience soothed by the brief, performative act of “caring.”

In a final act of grotesque absurdity, the school decided to posthumously award Student Number 16 with the “Pinnacle of Academic Dedication” medal. The principal, addressing a solemn assembly, praised the student’s “unwavering commitment to the pursuit of excellence, a commitment so profound that he was willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for the sanctity of the academic system.” The medal, a shiny, circular piece of metal, was accepted by his parents who, for the first time, smiled. Their son had finally brought them something of value—a shiny token and a fleeting moment of social prestige. The school also announced the establishment of a new “Student Demise Prevention Cell,” but the official notice for the cell’s inauguration was printed on the same page as a full-page advertisement for the school’s new, advanced robotics lab. The cell’s first act was to issue a new, comprehensive set of forms for students to fill out regarding their mental state, a bureaucratic solution to a human problem.

The demise of Student Number 16, in the end, was not a sad event. It was, instead, a logistical success. The school’s reputation was saved, the government had created a new department, the parents had received a consolation prize, and the media had a week’s worth of content. His story became a footnote in the grand, unfeeling ledger of the education system, a small, inconsequential line item in the column marked “Failed Experiments.” His memory was preserved not as a person who had dreamed, struggled, and fallen, but as a statistical object lesson for the next generation of students. He was a martyr to a cause that didn’t care about him, a sacrifice offered on the altar of a system that demanded perfection but offered no grace. The system had won. The demise of the student was a small price to pay for the smooth, uninterrupted functioning of the machine.

And so, life went on. The school bell rang, the students crammed for their exams, and the parents continued to invest in a future of predictable returns. The story of Student Number 16 was filed away in a drawer, alongside other irrelevant documents. The irony of it all was that his demise, which should have served as a wake-up call, had instead been absorbed by the very system it was a symptom of. His quiet exit had become just another part of the noise. And somewhere, another student, with tired eyes and a mind full of impossible expectations, was calculating their own odds of survival. The cycle had been completed, the lesson had been taught, and the machine, well-oiled by apathy and ambition, was ready for its next meal.

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English Literature – Memoir ☆ दस्तावेज़ # 38 ☆ 50 Years Later: A Walk Down My College’s Memory Lane  ☆ Shri Hemant Tarey ☆ 

Shri Hemant Tarey

(This is an effort to preserve old invaluable and historical memories through e-abhivyakti’s “दस्तावेज़” series. In the words of Shri Jagat Singh Bisht Ji – “The present is being recorded on the Internet in some form or the other. But some earlier memories related to parents, grandparents, their lifetime achievements are slowly fading and getting forgotten. It is our responsibility to document them in time. Our generation can do this else nobody will know the history and everything will be forgotten.”

In the next part of this series, we present a memoir by Shri Hemant Tarey Ji 50 Years Later: A Walk Down My College’s Memory Lane .“)

☆ दस्तावेज़ # 27 – 50 Years Later: A Walk Down My College’s Memory Lane ☆ Shri Hemant Tarey ☆

Last week, I was at my home town, Ratlam in connection with Mahalaxmi Pujan.

It so happened that on the way to Ratlam, while talking to my wife, about my childhoid, School, & College days in Ratlam, it suddenly occurred to me that I passed out with my M.Sc. degree from Ratlam college in 1975 and today we are in 2025. Hollyshit, that means it translates to 50 years when I attended the Ratlam college last. With this new found thought, I resolved to myself that I am going to visit my college by stealing few hours out of my short stay at Ratlam. I was thrilled at the idea that I would be seeing for myself as to how the college building looks like after 50 years of my last day in the college.

My younger brother, who also graduated from the very same college, accompanied me on my sojourn to the College and no sooner we stepped into the College campus, memories started to unfold, one after another. On my right was Two wheeler stand where good number of Scooters, Motor cycles etc were lined up as contrast to those good old days, when right at the same spot we used to park our Cycles. This area those days was designated as Cycle stand (as opposed to Two Wheeler Stand) for the simple reason that the area used to be cramped with cycles only those days 😁.

We walked few steps further and soon we were walking along the college main building. With an intent to savour beauty of my college as I glanced at the building I was saddened to see many- many flex posters pasted on the walls, all of which read “ABANDONED”. I almost fainted to see these posters, as I had never imagined that my eyes would meet any such writing on the college walls which would make me almost cry. I continued walking with my brother towards Science Block which used to house Deptt of Physics and Chemistry in our days of yore. I was really praying and saying to myself that I am not going to see any more such ugly posters on the walls of Science Block of the college. My heart was pouncing as we reached the block, my frightened eyes scanning the walls of the science block and hopping that eyes don’t meet the poster which I hated most to look at. I was lucky, though the walls of the Science Block showed signs of wear and tear and having suffered vagaries of weather, fortunately, there were no ugly posters which I had seen few minutes ago on the walls of the Arts and Commerce Block of the College. I entered the Departmed of Chemistry which hosted my two years of M Sc. i.e. 1974- 75 and 1975-76. While strolling the alley ways of the Department, I relived two years of my M.Sc., my days with classmates, the Professors, the Laboratory, the girls 😜 and visits to Samosa shop of Sahu. We also took a stroll of the Department of Physics where we met 2- 3 faculty and HOD of Physics. All of them welcomed us and were surprised to see a student of the Department of Chemistry who passed out in 1975. When we talked about the frightening and ugly “ABONDENED” Posters on the walls of the Arts and Commerece wing of the college, they could feel the emotions we were passing through and consoled us by saying that just 800 meters away new building for Arts and Commerce faculty has since been erected and from this academic session itself, this building will start housing classes for Arts and Commerce students.

After taking tour of the Alma mater and reliving the nostalgia to the hilt, we left the premises and started our journey back home.

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English Literature – Weekly Column ☆ Witful Warmth # 61 – The Dog: A Citizen of the Republic of Irony… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra, known for his wit and wisdom, is a prolific writer, renowned satirist, children’s literature author, and poet. He has undertaken the monumental task of writing, editing, and coordinating a total of 55 books for the Telangana government at the primary school, college, and university levels. His editorial endeavors also include online editions of works by Acharya Ramchandra Shukla.

As a celebrated satirist, Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra has carved a niche for himself, with over eight million viewers, readers, and listeners tuning in to his literary musings on the demise of a teacher on the Sahitya AajTak channel. His contributions have earned him prestigious accolades such as the Telangana Hindi Academy’s Shreshtha Navyuva Rachnakaar Samman in 2021, presented by the honorable Chief Minister of Telangana, Mr. Chandrashekhar Rao. He has also been honored with the Vyangya Yatra Ravindranath Tyagi Stairway Award and the Sahitya Srijan Samman, alongside recognition from Prime Minister Narendra Modi and various other esteemed institutions.

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra’s journey is not merely one of literary accomplishments but also a testament to his unwavering dedication, creativity, and profound impact on society. His story inspires us to strive for excellence, to use our talents for the betterment of others, and to leave an indelible mark on the world.

Some precious moments of life

  1. Honoured with ‘Shrestha Navayuvva Rachnakar Samman’ by former Chief Minister of Telangana Government, Shri K. Chandrasekhar Rao.
  2. Honoured with Oscar, Grammy, Jnanpith, Sahitya Akademi, Dadasaheb Phalke, Padma Bhushan and many other awards by the most revered Gulzar sahab (Sampurn Singh Kalra), the lighthouse of the world of literature and cinema, during the Sahitya Suman Samman held in Mumbai.
  3. Meeting the famous litterateur Shri Vinod Kumar Shukla Ji, honoured with Jnanpith Award.
  4. Got the privilege of meeting Mr. Perfectionist of Bollywood, actor Aamir Khan.
  5. Meeting the powerful actor Vicky Kaushal on the occasion of being honoured by Vishva Katha Rangmanch.

Today we present his satire The Dog: A Citizen of the Republic of Irony 

☆ Witful Warmth# 61 ☆

☆ Satire ☆ The Dog: A Citizen of the Republic of Irony… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

The dog is not merely an animal. He is a metaphor, a social commentary, a walking editorial. He is the only creature who can wag his tail and still be taken seriously. In our society, the dog has transcended biology and entered politics, bureaucracy, and even philosophy. He is the mascot of loyalty, the symbol of servitude, and the ambassador of absurdity. When a dog barks, it is not just noise—it is a protest, a press conference, a parliamentary debate. And when he bites, it is not violence—it is policy implementation. The dog is the only citizen who can roam freely, bark at authority, and still be fed by the very system he disrupts. In this republic of irony, the dog is not beneath us. He is among us. Sometimes, he is above us. He is the minister’s pet, the bureaucrat’s companion, the influencer’s accessory, and the common man’s mirror. If Harishankar Parsai were alive today, he would not write about the dog. He would interview him. Because the dog knows everything. He has seen everything. He has sniffed every scandal, marked every boundary, and slept through every revolution. He is not just a creature. He is a commentary.

The dog’s loyalty is legendary. But loyalty to whom? To the master, of course. The master may be corrupt, cruel, or criminal—but the dog remains loyal. This is not loyalty. This is conditioning. And this conditioning is not limited to dogs. Citizens too are conditioned. They vote loyally, cheer loyally, and suffer loyally. The dog licks the master’s boots. The citizen licks the master’s slogans. The dog wags his tail. The citizen waves his flag. Both are symbols of submission. The dog does not question authority. Neither does the voter. The dog is trained to sit, stay, and roll over. The citizen is trained to obey, pay, and rollover EMIs. The dog’s loyalty is rewarded with biscuits. The citizen’s loyalty is rewarded with promises. Both are edible, but only one is digestible. The dog is loyal because he knows no better. The citizen is loyal because he fears worse. In this democracy, loyalty is not a virtue—it is a survival tactic. And the dog is its most honest practitioner. He does not pretend to be free. He knows he is owned. The citizen, however, lives in the illusion of freedom, wagging his rights like a tail, unaware that the leash is constitutional.

The dog barks. It is his right. It is also his duty. He barks at strangers, at shadows, at silence. He barks to assert territory, to express anxiety, to demand attention. The citizen too barks—on social media, in drawing rooms, at news anchors. But his bark is hollow. It lacks teeth. The dog’s bark may not bite, but it warns. The citizen’s bark is often just noise. The dog barks at injustice instinctively. The citizen barks at injustice selectively. The dog does not need a trending hashtag to protest. He needs a reason. The citizen needs a camera. The dog’s bark is raw, unfiltered, and honest. The citizen’s bark is rehearsed, edited, and monetized. The dog barks even when no one listens. The citizen barks only when someone retweets. In this age of performative outrage, the dog remains authentic. He does not bark for likes. He barks for survival. And when he stops barking, it is not peace—it is resignation. The dog teaches us that silence is not always golden. Sometimes, it is dangerous. Because when the dog stops barking, the thief enters. And when the citizen stops barking, the tyrant wins.

The dog bites. Not always. But when he does, it is decisive. He does not issue warnings. He does not file petitions. He bites. And then he moves on. The citizen, however, does not bite. He debates. He discusses. He defers. The dog bites when provoked. The citizen tolerates when provoked. The dog’s bite is a reaction. The citizen’s inaction is a tradition. The dog bites the hand that hits him. The citizen kisses the hand that robs him. The dog is not diplomatic. He is direct. The citizen is not direct. He is domesticated. The dog bites and faces consequences. The citizen suffers and writes poetry. In this society, biting is rebellion. And rebellion is discouraged. The dog is punished for biting. The citizen is rewarded for bleeding quietly. The dog’s bite is a statement. The citizen’s silence is a compromise. The dog teaches us that sometimes, resistance must be physical. That sometimes, the only way to be heard is to bite. But we have forgotten how to bite. We have become toothless patriots, wagging our tongues instead of our tails, barking at each other instead of the system. The dog remains the last revolutionary.

The dog sleeps. Anywhere. Everywhere. He sleeps on footpaths, under cars, beside garbage bins. He sleeps without guilt, without shame, without apology. The citizen too sleeps—through elections, through scams, through speeches. But his sleep is not restful. It is strategic. The dog sleeps because he is tired. The citizen sleeps because he is indifferent. The dog wakes up when danger approaches. The citizen wakes up when Netflix buffers. The dog’s sleep is innocent. The citizen’s sleep is complicit. The dog does not dream of democracy. He dreams of bones. The citizen dreams of democracy but settles for discounts. The dog sleeps in the open, vulnerable yet free. The citizen sleeps in gated colonies, secure yet caged. The dog’s sleep is a pause. The citizen’s sleep is an escape. In this nation of sleepers, the dog is the only one who wakes up for a reason. He wakes up to bark, to bite, to chase. The citizen wakes up to complain, to consume, to conform. The dog teaches us that sleep is necessary, but awakening is urgent. That rest is not resignation. That dreams must be chased, not just dreamt. But we continue to sleep—through injustice, through inequality, through incompetence—hoping someone else will bark.

The dog runs. Behind cars, cycles, cats, and sometimes, his own tail. He runs without purpose, without destination, without GPS. The citizen too runs—behind jobs, behind leaders, behind trends. But his run is not free. It is forced. The dog runs because he can. The citizen runs because he must. The dog’s run is chaotic but joyful. The citizen’s run is structured but stressful. The dog does not run for medals. He runs for movement. The citizen runs for validation. The dog runs even when he knows he won’t catch the car. The citizen runs even when he knows he won’t catch a break. The dog’s run is a metaphor for freedom. The citizen’s run is a metaphor for fatigue. In this race of rats, the dog remains a stray. He does not follow lanes. He does not obey signals. He runs because the road is his. The citizen runs because the system demands it. The dog teaches us that running is not always progress. That speed is not always success. That chasing is not always achieving. But we continue to run—on treadmills of ambition, on highways of illusion—forgetting that sometimes, the joy is in the run, not the result.

The dog is homeless. Technically. But he is not rootless. He belongs to every street, every corner, every chai stall. The citizen has homes, but no belonging. He lives in apartments, but not in communities. The dog is greeted by name—Sheru, Tommy, Moti. The citizen is greeted by designation—Sir, Ma’am, Boss. The dog is remembered for his bark. The citizen is remembered for his LinkedIn. The dog is fed by strangers. The citizen is ignored by neighbors. The dog finds warmth in winter, shade in summer, and food in festivals. The citizen finds EMI in winter, bills in summer, and stress in festivals. The dog is poor, but not pitiful. The citizen is rich, but not restful. In this urban jungle, the dog survives. The citizen struggles. The dog teaches us that home is not a building. It is a feeling. That belonging is not ownership. It is acceptance. That community is not WhatsApp groups. It is shared silence, shared space, shared stories. But we continue to build walls, install cameras, and forget names. The dog remains the only one who knows everyone, greets everyone, and trusts everyone. He is homeless, but never alone.

The dog dies. Quietly. On roads, in drains, under wheels. No obituary. No condolence. No trending hashtag. The citizen too dies—sometimes loudly, sometimes invisibly. But his death is documented. The dog’s death is deleted. The citizen’s death is debated. The dog dies without insurance. The citizen dies with policies. The dog dies because he lived freely. The citizen dies because he lived fearfully. The dog’s death is a statistic. The citizen’s death is a story. But both are forgotten. The dog teaches us that death is not the end. It is the punctuation. That life must be barked, bitten, and run. That silence is not peace—it is absence. That freedom is not safety—it is risk. But we do not learn. We mourn selectively. We remember conveniently. We live cautiously. So let us not dismiss the dog as a mere street nuisance or a loyal pet. He is our reflection—raw, unfiltered, and inconvenient. He barks when we whisper, bites when we beg, and sleeps when we pretend to be awake. In his wagging tail lies our conditioned obedience, in his bark our suppressed dissent, and in his bite our forgotten courage. The dog does not wear masks of civility; he exposes the farce of our own. He does not seek approval; he demands attention. And in doing so, he becomes the most honest citizen of this republic—unregistered, uncelebrated, but unforgettable. If we truly wish to evolve as a society, perhaps we must stop taming the dog and start learning from him. Because in a world where silence is rewarded and obedience is sold as virtue, the dog reminds us—sometimes, to be truly human, one must dare to bark.

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English Literature – Articles ☆ The Buddha’s Way of Meditation: A First Step for Beginners ☆ Shri Jagat Singh Bisht ☆


Shri Jagat Singh Bisht

(Master Teacher: Happiness & Well-Being, Laughter Yoga Master Trainer, Author, Blogger, Educator, and Speaker.)

Authored six books on happiness: Cultivating Happiness, Nirvana – The Highest Happiness, Meditate Like the Buddha, Mission Happiness, A Flourishing Life, and The Little Book of HappinessHe served in a bank for thirty-five years and has been propagating happiness and well-being among people for the past twenty years. He is on a mission – Mission Happiness!

☘️The Buddha’s Way of Meditation: A First Step for Beginners☘️

Meditation is the very heart of the Buddha’s teaching. It is not a mere theory or a philosophy but the living, breathing experience of truth itself. The Buddha attained enlightenment through meditation, and what he shared with the world were not abstract ideas, but the fruits of his own inner journey. His words are like footprints on the path he walked—records of his experiences and detailed instructions on how each of us may walk the same path.

At its core, the Buddha’s meditation offers us two great systems of practice. The first is serenity meditation (samatha), which leads to deep concentration (samādhi). The second is insight meditation (vipassanā), which leads to wisdom (paññā). Together, they form a balanced way of training the mind—calmness that steadies us, and wisdom that liberates us.

☘️Serenity: The Path of Calmness

The instructions for serenity meditation are beautifully preserved in the Anapanasati Sutta—the discourse on mindfulness of breathing. Long before the Buddha, Indian contemplatives practised meditation and discovered profound states of tranquillity. But the Buddha perfected and redefined the practice, making it both accessible and transformative.

Mindfulness of breathing is simple, always available, and deeply profound. The Buddha himself said:

> “Mindfulness of in-and-out breathing, when developed and pursued, is of great fruit, of great benefit.”

To begin, one only needs to:

  • Sit comfortably.
  • Relax the body.
  • Watch the breath.
  • Experience the feelings.
  • Calm the mental waves.
  • Observe the mind.
  • Allow the mind to be free.
  • Let wisdom naturally unfold.

This simplicity holds within it great power. Mindfulness of breathing can lead through the four jhanas—states of deep concentration—and also serve as the foundation for insight.

The Anapanasati Sutta describes sixteen contemplations. The first four focus on the breath in relation to the body. The next four examine feelings, all that we perceive through our senses. The following four turn to the mind itself, its moods and movements. Finally, the last four open the doorway to insight (vipassanā), revealing the universal laws underlying all phenomena. In every stage, the breath remains our anchor, a gentle reminder to stay present.

☘️Insight: The Path of Wisdom

While serenity meditation calms the mind, insight meditation (vipassanā) reveals the truth of existence. In samatha practice, one trains by fixing the mind on a single object, such as the breath. But in vipassanā, the meditator turns attention to the flux of moment-to-moment experience—thoughts, feelings, sensations—observing them as they arise and pass away.

Here lies the key: to see clearly, with detachment, the impermanent and conditioned nature of all things. This clarity leads to wisdom, and wisdom leads to freedom.

The Buddha’s principal guide for insight is the Satipatthāna Sutta—the Discourse on the Foundations of Mindfulness. It teaches us to be mindful of the body, feelings, mind, and the laws of reality. Together, these four foundations form the basis for a life of clarity and awakening.

☘️A Pleasant Abiding

The Buddha never dismissed the value of serenity. In fact, he described the deep absorption of concentration as a “pleasant abiding here and now”—a state of peace and joy. Yet he also emphasised that serenity should be coupled with insight, for calm alone does not lead to final liberation. It steadies the boat, but wisdom shows us the shore.

☘️Beginning the Journey

Meditation is not a matter of instant results. It is the work of a lifetime, a path of deepening awareness. Every step forward, however small, is valuable. With patience and steady practice, understanding ripens, just as a seed becomes a tree.

As the old saying goes, “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.” The Buddha has left us a clear map, drawn from his own awakening. All we need is the courage to take that first step—sit quietly, breathe, and allow the mind to open.

The path awaits, timeless and ever fresh. Shall we begin?

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

© Jagat Singh Bisht

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English Literature – Articles ☆ The Rise and Fall of Buddhism in India – A Story of Glory, Struggles, and Survival ☆ Shri Jagat Singh Bisht ☆


Shri Jagat Singh Bisht

(Master Teacher: Happiness & Well-Being, Laughter Yoga Master Trainer, Author, Blogger, Educator, and Speaker.)

Authored six books on happiness: Cultivating Happiness, Nirvana – The Highest Happiness, Meditate Like the Buddha, Mission Happiness, A Flourishing Life, and The Little Book of HappinessHe served in a bank for thirty-five years and has been propagating happiness and well-being among people for the past twenty years. He is on a mission – Mission Happiness

🍀🌺The Rise and Fall of Buddhism in India – A Story of Glory, Struggles, and Survival🌺🍀

Let me take you on a journey—back to the time when the words of a simple prince-turned-sage, Siddhartha Gautama, echoed across India. His teachings of compassion, mindfulness, and freedom from suffering lit up the hearts of millions. Kings and commoners alike flocked to his path. Monasteries sprang up, universities thrived, and India became the radiant centre of Buddhist thought.

But, like all great stories, there came a turning point. The decline of Buddhism in India was not a single event—it was a slow unraveling, a tale filled with twists, betrayals, rivalries, and invasions. Let us walk through this story, chapter by chapter.

🍀The Golden Days and Their Fade🍀

The story begins with mighty emperors—Ashoka the Great, Kanishka, and later Harsha. Under their patronage, Buddhism blossomed. Ashoka, especially, became its torchbearer, sending missionaries far and wide—to Sri Lanka, Central Asia, and beyond.

But empires rise and fall. When the great patrons were gone, the lifeline of royal support began to weaken. Successor kings looked elsewhere—towards Hinduism, which was reasserting itself with new vigour. Without the steady hand of kings, Buddhist monasteries slowly lost their strength and resources.

🍀The Comeback of Hinduism🍀

This is where the story takes an interesting twist. Hinduism, which had once faced a challenge from Buddhism, staged a spectacular comeback. The Gupta rulers proudly upheld Brahmanical traditions, reviving Vedic rituals and philosophies.

Then came brilliant Hindu philosophers like Adi Shankara and Kumarila Bhatta. With sharp debates and eloquent arguments, they challenged Buddhist ideas and won back many followers. Hinduism, ever flexible, borrowed generously from Buddhism—values of non-violence, compassion, even reverence for the Buddha himself, who was now seen as an avatar of Vishnu. For the masses, returning to Hinduism felt less like a betrayal and more like a homecoming.

🍀The Shadows Within – Corruption and Division🍀

But not all wounds were caused from outside. Inside the Buddhist Sangha itself, cracks had begun to appear. Monasteries that once echoed with meditation and learning grew fat with wealth. Donations poured in, and with them came luxury, politics, and corruption. Discipline weakened, respect faded, and the common people turned away.

As if that was not enough, Buddhism itself broke into fragments—Hinayana, Mahayana, Vajrayana. Each sect claimed its own truth, often arguing bitterly with the others. What was once a simple, direct path taught by the Buddha became a maze of rituals, idols, and complexities, not very different from the Brahmanical practices it had once opposed. The unique identity of Buddhism blurred into the background.

🍀The Storms from Outside – Invasions🍀

And then came the storms. First, the Hunas. Their chief, Mihirakula, was notorious for his cruelty towards Buddhists. Monasteries burned, monks were slain, sacred centres reduced to rubble. Yet, Buddhism somehow survived these blows.

But the final strike came centuries later, with the Turkic invasions of the 11th and 12th centuries. They destroyed Nalanda, Vikramashila, and other great universities—beacons of Buddhist learning known across the world. Thousands of monks were killed; others fled to safer lands—Nepal, Tibet, Burma, and Southeast Asia. With the fall of these institutions, the very backbone of Buddhism in India collapsed.

🍀The Curtain Falls—but Not Completely🍀

So, was that the end? Not entirely. Buddhism never vanished from India; it lingered, like a gentle undercurrent. Pilgrimage sites like Bodh Gaya and Sarnath remained sacred. Later, reformers and movements—most notably Dr. B. R. Ambedkar in the 20th century—revived Buddhism, offering it as a path of dignity and equality to the oppressed.

The story of Buddhism in India is, therefore, not just of decline, but of resilience. It reminds us that even when empires crumble, ideas do not die. They travel, transform, and return in new forms.

Buddhism’s decline in India was a tale of lost patronage, inner corruption, rival faiths, and brutal invasions. But its spirit continues to shine across the world—in the chants of monks in Tibet, the meditation halls of Myanmar, the temples of Japan, and even in the quiet hearts of those who still sit in silence, following the simple path the Buddha once taught under the Bodhi tree.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

© Jagat Singh Bisht

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English Literature – Articles ☆ The Way the Buddha and His Disciples Sustained Themselves ☆ Shri Jagat Singh Bisht ☆


Shri Jagat Singh Bisht

(Master Teacher: Happiness & Well-Being, Laughter Yoga Master Trainer, Author, Blogger, Educator, and Speaker.)

Authored six books on happiness: Cultivating Happiness, Nirvana – The Highest Happiness, Meditate Like the Buddha, Mission Happiness, A Flourishing Life, and The Little Book of HappinessHe served in a bank for thirty-five years and has been propagating happiness and well-being among people for the past twenty years. He is on a mission – Mission Happiness!

🍁 The Way the Buddha and His Disciples Sustained Themselves 🍁

🌼Blameless food, compassionate living🌼

To understand the Buddha’s way of life, one must see how simply and blamelessly he and his disciples sustained themselves. Dependent on the kindness of householders, yet never a cause for harm, they lived in quiet dignity — receiving what was freely given, and teaching by their very conduct the spirit of compassion.

A bhikkhu lives in dependence upon a village or town, radiating goodwill, compassion, sympathetic joy, and equanimity to the entire world. In the early morning, he walks silently on alms round, carrying only his bowl and robe. He accepts, with gratitude, whatever is offered. His duty is not to demand, not to choose, but simply to sustain himself with food that is blameless and permissible.

In this way, the Buddha and his disciples lived — sustained by compassion, dependent on the kindness of householders, and careful always not to encourage harm to living beings.

The Buddha never sanctioned the killing of any creature for his sake, nor did he partake of food that carried the shadow of violence committed on his behalf.

He himself laid down a compassionate guideline:

🌿Meat should not be eaten if it is seen, heard, or suspected that the animal was killed specifically for oneself.

🌿Meat may be eaten if it is not seen, not heard, and not suspected that the animal was killed for one’s sake.

And he further emphasised: “If anyone slaughters a living being for the Tathāgata or his disciple, he lays up much demerit.”

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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Master Teacher: Happiness & Well-Being, Laughter Yoga Master Trainer, Author, Blogger, Educator, and Speaker

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English Literature – Travelogue ☆ Mandu in the Monsoon – A Journey into Mist, Magic, and Melody ☆ Mr. Jagat Singh Bisht ☆


Shri Jagat Singh Bisht

(Master Teacher: Happiness & Well-Being, Laughter Yoga Master Trainer, Author, Blogger, Educator, and Speaker.)

Authored six books on happiness: Cultivating Happiness, Nirvana – The Highest Happiness, Meditate Like the Buddha, Mission Happiness, A Flourishing Life, and The Little Book of HappinessHe served in a bank for thirty-five years and has been propagating happiness and well-being among people for the past twenty years. He is on a mission – Mission Happiness!

🍀Mandu in the Monsoon – A Journey into Mist, Magic, and Melody🌧️🌈 ☆ Mr. Jagat Singh Bisht ☆

Being based in Indore, Mandu has never been far from me – a place I have often driven to with friends, or proudly shown to visiting guests. For years, it has stood in my heart as the most picturesque jewel around Indore. Yet, nothing – not even a hundred earlier visits – could prepare me for the divine spell Mandu cast upon me this time.

I had often heard whispers: “Go to Mandu in the monsoon, it is another world.” But I had not even dreamt of the bliss and magic awaiting us. The moment we ascended the plateau, it felt as if we had been transported to a heavenly, secret hill station – a place unnamed on any geographical map, tucked away in some corner of imagination and myth.

The clouds descended to play with us, wrapping the old stone palaces in veils of mist. Rain-washed monuments gleamed, spic and span, like brides dressed for a celestial wedding. From the edges of the plateau, the valley below lay in a blanket of emerald green, alive with the freshness of rain. The air carried the fragrance of wet earth, roasted bhuttas on roadside fires, and the promise of Malwa’s delicious cuisine waiting at every stop.

It was joy, pure and simple – the kind that seeps into the soul and stays there forever.

☘️Dhar – Between History and Art

Our route to Mandu took us first through Dhar, a city that still preserves echoes of its layered history. At the heart of this is the Bhojshala, a unique monument that defies easy definition. As per the guidelines of the Archaeological Survey of India, Muslims gather here for prayer on Fridays, while Hindus worship on Tuesdays and during the festival of Vasant Panchami, honouring Goddess Saraswati. On other days, it opens itself to visitors like us – curious wanderers eager to listen to its silent stories.

From there, we stepped into a different world altogether – the Phadke Art Studio. Established in 1933 by the gifted sculptor Raghunath Krishna Phadke, who had come to Dhar on the invitation of its king, this studio is no less than a temple of artistry. Every corner seemed alive with his creations: statues of freedom fighters like Mahatma Gandhi, Nehru, Tilak, and Raja Ram Mohan Roy, captured not as stiff memorials but as vibrant, breathing presences. Beside them stood exquisitely carved figures of kings, queens, and spiritual leaders, each narrating stories of power, devotion, or grace.

The experience became even more special when Phadke’s grandson himself guided us, sharing with affection and pride the intricate details of these masterpieces. It was as if the chiselled stone figures had begun whispering their secrets to us.

⛩️Mandu – Celebration in Stone

And then, Mandu!

If Dhar was a prelude, Mandu was the grand symphony. Every monument here seems carved out of joy itself, an ode to beauty and romance. The very air hums with the story of poet-prince Baz Bahadur and his beloved Rani Roopmati, whose palace still gazes wistfully over the Narmada valley. Their love, immortalised in ballads and folklore, lends the landscape a soft, haunting music, especially when the monsoon clouds gather and the peacocks cry.

Walking through Jahaz Mahal, Hindola Mahal, and the rain-kissed pavilions, one could almost hear forgotten songs echoing in the mist. Mandu, in the monsoon, is not just a place to see – it is a mood to live, a poem to feel.

🙋A Journey of Companionship

What is travel without companions? This journey became unforgettable not only because of the landscape but also because of the people who shared it. My heartfelt gratitude goes to Anand Bhave, who warmly invited us to join this wonderful group, and to Shravan Kumar Kanchan, whose flawless organisation ensured that every moment was smooth, lively, and memorable.

There was singing, laughter, and the warmth of conversations with fellow travellers – people bound by a shared love for trekking, exploring, and simply being happy in each other’s company.

🎬Epilogue – A Memory for the Ages

The return was by the Manpur route, but my mind was still wandering in the clouds of Mandu. It was as if the plateau had absorbed a part of my soul and gifted me, in return, something timeless – the memory of rain-drenched stones, the taste of roasted corn, the fragrance of wet winds, and the echo of love stories carved in stone.

Mandu in the monsoon is not just a destination. It is a celebration – of life, of joy, of love, and of nature’s grand theatre. It will remain etched in me as one of the most soul-satisfying experiences of my life.

© Jagat Singh Bisht

(Master Teacher: Happiness & Well-Being, Laughter Yoga Master Trainer, Author, Blogger, Educator, and Speaker.)

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English Literature – Weekly Column ☆ Witful Warmth # 59 – Courtship License of ‘Dating’… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra, known for his wit and wisdom, is a prolific writer, renowned satirist, children’s literature author, and poet. He has undertaken the monumental task of writing, editing, and coordinating a total of 55 books for the Telangana government at the primary school, college, and university levels. His editorial endeavors also include online editions of works by Acharya Ramchandra Shukla.

As a celebrated satirist, Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra has carved a niche for himself, with over eight million viewers, readers, and listeners tuning in to his literary musings on the demise of a teacher on the Sahitya AajTak channel. His contributions have earned him prestigious accolades such as the Telangana Hindi Academy’s Shreshtha Navyuva Rachnakaar Samman in 2021, presented by the honorable Chief Minister of Telangana, Mr. Chandrashekhar Rao. He has also been honored with the Vyangya Yatra Ravindranath Tyagi Stairway Award and the Sahitya Srijan Samman, alongside recognition from Prime Minister Narendra Modi and various other esteemed institutions.

Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra’s journey is not merely one of literary accomplishments but also a testament to his unwavering dedication, creativity, and profound impact on society. His story inspires us to strive for excellence, to use our talents for the betterment of others, and to leave an indelible mark on the world.

Some precious moments of life

  1. Honoured with ‘Shrestha Navayuvva Rachnakar Samman’ by former Chief Minister of Telangana Government, Shri K. Chandrasekhar Rao.
  2. Honoured with Oscar, Grammy, Jnanpith, Sahitya Akademi, Dadasaheb Phalke, Padma Bhushan and many other awards by the most revered Gulzar sahab (Sampurn Singh Kalra), the lighthouse of the world of literature and cinema, during the Sahitya Suman Samman held in Mumbai.
  3. Meeting the famous litterateur Shri Vinod Kumar Shukla Ji, honoured with Jnanpith Award.
  4. Got the privilege of meeting Mr. Perfectionist of Bollywood, actor Aamir Khan.
  5. Meeting the powerful actor Vicky Kaushal on the occasion of being honoured by Vishva Katha Rangmanch.

Today we present his satire Courtship License of ‘Dating’ 

☆ Witful Warmth# 59

☆ Satire ☆ Courtship License of ‘Dating’… ☆ Dr. Suresh Kumar Mishra ‘Uratript’ ☆

It is a melancholy and universally acknowledged truth that our great nation is presently afflicted by a most grievous and perplexing social ill. I speak not of famine, nor of plague, nor of the endless and sanguinary conflicts across the seas, but of a far more insidious and subtle affliction that has seized the very marrow of our youthful population: the deplorable and utterly unproductive state of modern courtship.

For it hath been observed by all who are not blinded by a sentimentalist’s fog that the male youth of our realm, from the age of sixteen to a full three and twenty, are squandering the most fertile years of their lives in a manner so profligate and inefficient as to border upon national treason. They are ensnared in a web of digital pleasantries and fleeting interactions, a ceaseless and unavailing expenditure of both time and spirit, from which they derive no lasting benefit, and which, worse still, leaves them utterly unfit for the more rigorous and necessary duties of commerce and industry.

The cause of this lamentable state is readily identified, and it is with a heavy heart that I must place the blame squarely upon a new and peculiar species of the female gender, whom our society hath, in its modern jargon, denominated the ‘Gen-Z Girl’. This creature is of a constitution heretofore unseen in the annals of human relations: capricious, enigmatic, and possessed of a mind so given to novelties and fleeting fancies that to secure her interest for a period exceeding a fortnight is an undertaking of such Herculean proportions as to beggar the imagination.

She is, by nature and nurture, a mistress of the most baffling and esoteric forms of communication, whereby she may, through a single and ambiguous pictogram, convey a multitude of contradictory sentiments. The wretched suitor, in a state of perpetual confusion, is thereby rendered impotent to ascertain her true disposition, and is forced to resort to an endless and exhausting series of digital missives, each one composed with an anxious and feverish deliberation that would be better applied to the composition of state documents or the calculation of celestial mechanics. It is, furthermore, a common and disheartening occurrence for a gentleman to invest a full month’s worth of emotional and conversational labour, and even a considerable sum in the form of fine dining and theatrical amusements, only to find himself summarily ‘ghosted,’ a term which, though vulgar, aptly describes the sudden and inexplicable disappearance of the female subject, leaving no trace but a hollow echo in the digital ether.

Having given due consideration to this deplorable state of affairs, and having, over a period of some months, consulted with eminent sociologists, moral philosophers, and even several reputable professors of Applied Mathematics, I have at last devised a scheme so exquisitely simple in its design, and so universally beneficial in its effect, as to promise a complete and lasting remedy to this national calamity. My proposal is this: that we establish a national, state-regulated system for the management of courtship, reducing all interpersonal dealings to a series of quantifiable and strictly enforced commercial transactions.

To wit, let every male youth, upon reaching the age of majority, be issued a Courtship License, much in the manner of a permit for a firearm. This license shall contain his full particulars, and shall be linked to a national digital ledger. The Gen-Z girl, in turn, shall be issued a ‘Social Credit’ account, which may only be augmented by the successful completion of a courtship. The terms of engagement shall be clearly delineated by a central Bureau of Interpersonal Commerce, and all initial communications shall be restricted to a single, standardised digital protocol, devoid of all superfluous pleasantries and ambiguous pictograms. A suitor may, for a fee, initiate a conversation, and the Gen-Z girl is thereby obligated to respond within the space of three hours with either a direct rejection or an unequivocal invitation to proceed.

The ‘talking stage,’ that most dreadful and unproductive purgatory, shall be abolished forthwith. It shall be replaced with a series of tiered, contractual obligations. For example, a suitor may purchase the right to a twenty-minute, in-person conversation for a pre-determined sum, a portion of which shall be deposited directly into the Gen-Z girl’s Social Credit account. If the conversation proceeds with due diligence, he may then, for an escalated fee, secure a second, more lengthy engagement, and so forth. In this manner, all parties shall be assured of the sincerity of their counterparts, and the wasteful expenditure of time upon the indecisive or the frivolous shall be utterly eliminated.

The benefits of this scheme are manifold. Firstly, it shall provide a much-needed and dependable source of income for the female population, thereby reducing their reliance upon the precarious and often meager allowances of their parents, and stimulating the national economy with a constant flow of new capital. Secondly, it shall instill in the male youth a proper sense of the value of their time, compelling them to pursue their romantic interests with a purposeful and commercial vigour, rather than allowing them to languish in a state of idle and unprofitable communication. Thirdly, it shall, with the same stroke, encourage the Gen-Z girl to be more discerning and less whimsical in her dealings, for every successful transaction will add to her social credit and, by extension, to her eligibility for a more profitable match. The most efficient and productive of these young ladies shall be granted a premium license, allowing them to charge a higher rate for their time, and thereby ensuring that the most desirable and economically sound matches are made with the utmost expediency.

I am not unmindful that some sentimental souls, of a type who would weep over a lost kitten but show no such compassion for the plight of a nation’s youth, will object to this proposal as being a cruel and materialistic reduction of the sacred art of human love. To these tender-hearted critics, I would reply that their objections are founded upon a false and antiquated notion of courtship. For what is the current system but a game of chance played with loaded dice, a ruinous lottery in which the most worthy suitor may be passed over in favour of a fellow with a more impressive collection of digital images or a cleverer use of a fleeting internet phrase? My scheme, to the contrary, is founded upon the most sound and rational principles of commerce and utility, whereby all parties may enter into a transaction with a clear understanding of its terms and a realistic expectation of its outcome. It is, I submit, the most humane and compassionate system yet devised, for it puts a swift and merciful end to the protracted emotional suffering that is the inevitable result of the current system of irrational and unmanaged courtship.

Let us be honest with ourselves. The Gen-Z girl, with her peculiar habits and her bewildering lexicon of emojis and acronyms, has unwittingly created a social crisis of the first order. She has, through her very nature, rendered the traditional methods of courtship obsolete and ruinous. My proposal is not to change her nature—for that would be a task for a divine power—but to provide a framework within which her peculiar habits may be rendered productive and, dare I say it, profitable for all. This is not a proposal for the sale of sentiment, but for the efficient management of a vital social function, and thereby the restoration of order and purpose to a generation lost in a fog of digital confusion and emotional indolence.

This scheme, though simple in its conception, is of such profound and universal benefit that I would wager my last penny upon its success. I have no personal motive in this matter, for I am a man well past the age of such frivolous pursuits. I offer this proposal not for my own gain, but out of a deep and abiding love for my country, and a profound desire to see its youth freed from the shackles of a system that is, at its heart, a calamitous waste of time, money, and human potential. Let us not dither while our young men and women fritter away their most valuable years; let us act with reason and resolve, and in doing so, secure the future prosperity of our great nation.

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श्री जगत सिंह बिष्ट

(Master Teacher: Happiness & Well-Being, Laughter Yoga Master Trainer, Author, Blogger, Educator, and Speaker.)

(ई-अभिव्यक्ति के “दस्तावेज़” श्रृंखला के माध्यम से पुरानी अमूल्य और ऐतिहासिक यादें सहेजने का प्रयास है। श्री जगत सिंह बिष्ट जी (Master Teacher: Happiness & Well-Being, Laughter Yoga Master Trainer, Author, Blogger, Educator, and Speaker) के शब्दों में  “वर्तमान तो किसी न किसी रूप में इंटरनेट पर दर्ज हो रहा है। लेकिन कुछ पहले की बातें, माता पिता, दादा दादी, नाना नानी, उनके जीवनकाल से जुड़ी बातें धीमे धीमे लुप्त और विस्मृत होती जा रही हैं। इनका दस्तावेज़ समय रहते तैयार करने का दायित्व हमारा है। हमारी पीढ़ी यह कर सकती है। फिर किसी को कुछ पता नहीं होगा। सब कुछ भूल जाएंगे।”

दस्तावेज़ में ऐसी ऐतिहासिक दास्तानों को स्थान देने में आप सभी का सहयोग अपेक्षित है। इस शृंखला की अगली कड़ी में प्रस्तुत है श्री जगत सिंह बिष्ट जी का एक ऐतिहासिक दस्तावेज़ “🇮🇳स्वतंत्रता दिवस : अतीत से वर्तमान तक🇮🇳”।) 

☆  दस्तावेज़ # ३६ – 🇮🇳स्वतंत्रता दिवस : अतीत से वर्तमान तक🇮🇳 ☆ श्री जगत सिंह बिष्ट ☆ 

🔸हमारी विरासत और गौरव🔸

भारत कोई साधारण भूमि नहीं है। यह सभ्यता के प्रारम्भ से ही ज्ञान, संस्कृति और आध्यात्मिकता की जन्मभूमि रहा है। इसकी नदियाँ, पर्वत और खेत केवल भौगोलिक विस्तार नहीं, बल्कि हमारी पहचान और हमारी चेतना का हिस्सा हैं। भारत ने कभी किसी पर आक्रमण नहीं किया, बल्कि हमेशा शांति और सौहार्द का मार्ग अपनाया। किंतु इसकी समृद्धि और धरोहर ने समय-समय पर बाहरी आक्रांताओं को आकर्षित किया। फारस, यूनान, तुर्क और मंगोल—सब यहाँ आए और अपनी छाप छोड़ गए।

🔸परतंत्रता के अंधकारमय वर्ष🔸

हाल के चार सौ वर्षों में, मुग़लों और अंग्रेज़ों की दासता ने हमारी आत्मा को गहरी चोट पहुँचाई। अत्याचार, अपमान और संसाधनों की लूट—यही उस कालखंड की पहचान थी। विशेषकर अंग्रेज़ों ने भारत की संपदा को बेशर्मी से लूटा। इतिहासकार बताते हैं कि लगभग 45 ट्रिलियन डॉलर से अधिक मूल्य का धन हमारे देश से निकालकर ले जाया गया। जब 15 अगस्त 1947 को हमने स्वतंत्रता प्राप्त की, तो भारत निर्धन और टूटे हुए हालात में खड़ा था।

🔸हमारे अमर बलिदानी🔸

स्वतंत्रता कोई उपहार नहीं थी, यह हमारे पूर्वजों के बलिदान से अर्जित हुई। छत्रपति शिवाजी महाराज, महाराणा प्रताप, गुरु गोविंद सिंह, मंगल पांडे, रानी लक्ष्मीबाई, रानी दुर्गावती, गोपालकृष्ण गोखले, लोकमान्य तिलक, महात्मा गांधी, नेताजी सुभाषचंद्र बोस, भगत सिंह, चंद्रशेखर आज़ाद—ऐसे असंख्य नाम हैं जिनकी गाथाएँ हमें गर्व से भर देती हैं। आज का दिन उनके चरणों में श्रद्धांजलि अर्पित करने का है।

🔸आध्यात्मिक जागरण🔸

स्वतंत्रता की चेतना केवल क्रांतिकारियों से ही नहीं, बल्कि हमारे संतों और मनीषियों से भी मिली। स्वामी विवेकानंद, श्रीअरविंद, सुब्रमण्य भारती, आर्य समाज और ब्रह्म समाज जैसे आंदोलनों ने हमें आत्मविश्वास और आत्मगौरव लौटाया। उन्होंने हमें यह याद दिलाया कि हमारी संस्कृति और विरासत अपार है।

🔸स्वतंत्र भारत की उपलब्धियाँ🔸

आज़ादी के बाद, हमने शून्य से निर्माण का कार्य प्रारम्भ किया। हरित क्रांति और श्वेत क्रांति ने हमें अन्न और दूध में आत्मनिर्भर बनाया। विज्ञान, अंतरिक्ष और सूचना प्रौद्योगिकी में भारत ने अद्वितीय प्रगति की। आज हम रक्षा उत्पादन में आत्मनिर्भर हैं और विश्व की पाँचवीं सबसे बड़ी अर्थव्यवस्था के रूप में उभर चुके हैं। चंद्रयान, मंगलयान, कोविड के दौरान मुफ्त राशन और वैक्सीन—ये सब हमारे सामर्थ्य और संवेदनशीलता के उदाहरण हैं।

🔸नई चुनौतियाँ🔸

किन्तु स्वतंत्रता के साथ ही नई चुनौतियाँ भी हैं। हमारे पड़ोसी देश समय-समय पर शत्रुतापूर्ण रवैया अपनाते हैं। इसके साथ ही कुछ विकसित देशों की “डीप स्टेट” ताक़तें अपने एजेंटों के माध्यम से हमारे भीतर भ्रम और अस्थिरता फैलाने का षड्यंत्र करती रहती हैं। इनसे हमें सावधान रहना होगा।

🔸नागरिक का कर्तव्य🔸

सच्ची स्वतंत्रता तभी सुरक्षित रह सकती है, जब हर नागरिक अपनी ज़िम्मेदारी समझे। केवल सरकार से अपेक्षा करना उचित नहीं, बल्कि हमें स्वयं आगे आना होगा। लोकतांत्रिक संस्थाओं पर विश्वास बनाए रखना, अनुशासन का पालन करना, छोटी-छोटी सुविधाओं का त्याग कर बड़ी तस्वीर में योगदान देना—यही राष्ट्रभक्ति है। हमें झूठे प्रचार, भड़कावे और विध्वंसकारी आंदोलनों से बचना होगा। स्वतंत्रता और सम्मान की रक्षा हमें वैसे ही करनी है जैसे हम अपनी एकमात्र संतान की रक्षा करते हैं।

🔸निष्कर्ष : एक आह्वान🔸

आज जब हम स्वतंत्रता दिवस मना रहे हैं, तो यह केवल झंडा फहराने या राष्ट्रीय गान गाने का अवसर नहीं है। यह अपने भीतर यह संकल्प जगाने का दिन है कि हम सब मिलकर—बच्चे, युवा, महिलाएँ और वरिष्ठजन—अपने राष्ट्र को और ऊँचाई तक ले जाएंगे। यही सच्चा राष्ट्रधर्म है।

आप सभी को 79वें स्वतंत्रता दिवस की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएँ! 🇮🇳

(सुनिकेत अपार्टमेंट्स, इंदौर, 15 अगस्त, 2025)

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🇮🇳 India’s Journey of Independence and Nation Building 🇮🇳

🌿An Ancient Land of Rich Heritage🌿

India is one of the world’s most ancient civilisations, blessed with a rich heritage, diverse traditions, and immense natural wealth. For millennia, our culture has been guided by the principles of peace and harmony. India has never invaded any other nation; instead, it has always shared knowledge, spirituality, and values with the world.

🌿Foreign Invasions and Long Periods of Rule🌿

Despite being peace-loving, India was subjected to repeated invasions from faraway lands—Persia, Greece, Turkey, and Mongolia. The more recent Mughal and British periods of rule together spanned nearly four centuries. These rulers brutally assaulted the people of this land, humiliating them, suppressing their freedoms, and plundering their resources. The British alone are estimated to have drained wealth worth more than 45 trillion dollars from India.

🌺A Hard-Won Freedom🌺

On 15th August 1947, after centuries of struggle, India finally achieved independence from British rule. Yet, at that time, we were in a pitiable and helpless state—our economy broken, our people impoverished, and our dignity trampled. This freedom came at the cost of immense sacrifice.

🌺Remembering Our Freedom Fighters🌺

On this Independence Day, we pay homage to our great heroes who fought bravely for our motherland. From Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj, Maharana Pratap, and Guru Gobind Singh to Mangal Pandey, Rani Lakshmi Bai, Rani Durgavati, Gopal Krishna Gokhale, Lokmanya Tilak, Mahatma Gandhi, Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose, Bhagat Singh, and Chandra Shekhar Azad—each one played a vital role in our struggle for freedom. Their courage and sacrifice continue to inspire generations.

🍀Contributions of Our Spiritual Leaders🍀

Equally, we must not forget the role of our saints and reformers. Swami Vivekananda, Sri Aurobindo, Subramania Bharati, and movements such as the Arya Samaj and Brahmo Samaj reignited our self-confidence and pride. They reminded us that we belong to a civilisation with unmatched culture, wisdom, and heritage.

🍀🌺The Journey of Nation Building🌺🍀

Independence was not the end of struggle, but the beginning of a new one—nation building. Through discipline, hard work, and unity, India marched ahead. The Green Revolution made us self-reliant in food. The White Revolution made India the largest producer of milk. Scientific advancements, excellence in space technology, IT leadership, and progress in defence production lifted India into the ranks of the world’s top economies. Today, India stands as one of the fastest-growing nations with a strong GDP and military power.

🍁The Challenges of Today🍁

Yet, the challenges have not ended. We continue to face hostile neighbours, and sometimes the “Deep State” of advanced and envious countries works through hidden agents to weaken us from within. Equally dangerous are the internal elements who, often provoked by such forces, attempt to spread fake narratives, disruptions, and divisions.

✅Duties of Responsible Citizens✅

It is, therefore, the duty of every Indian to remain vigilant, aware, and responsible. We should not expect only the government to shoulder every burden. Each of us must contribute to the nation’s progress, be willing to sacrifice small comforts for the larger cause, and work sincerely for our country’s development. We must safeguard our democracy, respect democratic institutions and leaders, and stand firm against forces that seek to weaken our unity.

🌻Preserving Our Independence and Pride🌻

Our independence is as precious as a beloved child—we must nurture and protect it with care and devotion. With unity, sincerity, and hard work, we can take our nation to even greater heights.

🇮🇳Greetings on Independence Day🇮🇳

As we celebrate the 79th Independence Day, let us rededicate ourselves to the ideals of freedom, pride, and progress. Together, let us build a stronger, self-reliant, and vibrant India.

Jai Hind!🇮🇳🇮🇳

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